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Nov 19,2018

Cold weather cheating is the simplest kind. In the heat of summer, you’re tempted to spend time outdoors, and while going to the beach or hitting up patios are fun things to do, being a cheater makes things complicated. The more time you spend outside with your mistress, the higher chance you have of being caught. Play it safe, play it smart. Here are a few ways to have sexy fun with your mistress. As always, use a different credit card to avoid having your transaction history give you away.

Office Romp

How many times have you daydreamed about steamy, hot, sex during an excruciatingly boring meeting? Make your fantasies come try by sneaking in your mistress after hours. This is a bold move, so you have to make sure that you aren’t seen by security cameras or coworkers, and that being there late isn’t suspicious.

Plan a Weekend at the Slopes

Head to a remote location to enjoy each other’s company in the privacy of your own chalet. During the day you can hit the slopes if there’s snow or a hike in the mountains before you cozy up to the fireplace with some boozy drinks. Clothing is optional.

Have a Spa Day

Spending the day at the spa is a relaxing way to get in the mood for a sexy play date. Book a couples’ massage and head to the spa hours early to take advantage of the water therapies. Many spas will allow you access to pools, hot tubs, or steam rooms with the purchase of any kind of massage. If you want to pamper your mistress even further, get her a manicure and pedicure or facial while you lounge poolside.


Take advantage of last minute flight deals and take a 3-day trip to a nearby city. Explore new sights and sounds in a place where you won’t be recognized. Travelling has never felt more relaxing.

5 Star Hotel Getaway

Whether you’re staying in town or heading out, a 5 star hotel has all the amenities to make your time together unforgettable. Expect exceptional food and service, and above all, privacy.

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  • Friday
    Jun 1,2018

    Food and sex are often heralded as the best things in life. What’s even better is food that makes our sex lives more wild and exciting. Aphrodisiacs can spice things up in the bedroom, so check out our list of sex fuel and increase your libido.


    The act of eating this humble crustacean is sensual in and of itself. Casanova, the 18th century lover so famous for his elaborate affairs with women that his name has become synonymous with womanizer, was said to have eaten 50 oysters a day. Studies have shown that their combination of high concentration of zinc and rare amino acids results in a higher sex drive.


    From the Aztecs to the Japanese, many cultures have said that avocadoes increase sexual vigor and prowess. Barbara Klein, professor of food and nutrition at the University of Illinois comments that doctors and nutritionists often refer to avocados as “sex vitamins”.

    Chili Peppers

    Capsaicin found in most chilis increases blood flow and makes you sweat, mimicking the bodily reactions of sex. So you’re more likely to be in the mood, if you eat spicy food.


    Drinking coffee isn’t just for the office. Coffee increases stamina and provides a rush of dopamine, while the alkaloids help maintain performance.


    High in calcium, vitamin E, potassium, thiamin, and folic acids, asparagus will increase the intensity of your orgasms. The Kama Sutra recommends drinking it as a paste.


    Potassium in bananas increases muscle strength and stamina, which translates to harder, longer sex. Need we say more?

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  • Monday
    Dec 18,2017

    Happy holidays fellow trysters! The holiday season is a busy time of year. Finding time to cheat can be hard, but always worthwhile. Show your mistress she’s special and more importantly that you appreciate her discretion with a few items from our holiday gift guide.

    1. Buy her a bouquet of her favorite flowers with a vase she can use again.
    2. Hire a chef to cook you an unforgettable meal in your hotel room.
    3. Spend the day at the spa. Book a couples’ massage and arrive early to take advantage of the water therapies and steam rom.
    4. Recreate your first date. It’s a romantic gesture that shows you remember the little things and how far you’ve come in your relationship.
    5. Engraved jewelry.
    6. Book a room at a high-end hotel for the evening and order up some wine and oysters to unwind after a long day.
    7. Give her lingerie that she can wear during playtime.
    8. Take advantage of last minute deals and go on an impromptu trip.
    9. Go to a chocolatier or a patisserie to get boutique sweets for sharing over wine or coffee.
    10. Money is always as good as gold.
    11. Gift cards to her favorite stores. She can do the shopping. You can foot the bill.
    12. A sex toy from her wish list.
    13. Monogrammed robe or kimono. Perfect for holiday lounging.
    14. Hot oils and a sensual massage.
    15. Head up to the mountains for a romantic weekend getaway. Ski, snowboard, or snowshoe before heading back to the room for some sexy fun in the hot tub.
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  • Saturday
    Apr 15,2017

    We’re focusing on the different places you can go to get down dirty with your affair partner. Choosing the right place to take your affair to the next level can be challenging. You want somewhere private, where you won’t be spotted by friends, family, or co-workers. It has to be somewhere not too close yet not too far, so your odometer doesn’t betray you. Research these accommodations beforehand, so you know exactly what you’re getting. There is no room for errors when it comes to having a successful affair.


    This is a cheap no-frills option for a few hours of privacy. Many motels will allow you to book 1-hour time slots so you can be home before bedtime if you need to. Motels are often very reasonably priced, but you get what you pay for. If the bedding, bathroom, or carpet have seen better days, it might affect the ambiance which might be a turn off. However, if you’re looking for something quick and dirty, a motel is the place for you.


    A mid-priced hotel is a viable option for spending the night with your affair partner. Hotels offer different amenities, which can allow you more options for hooking up. You can take advantage of the pool or hot tubs in addition to the features available in your room. Look for a place that is within a comfortable driving distance that is also far enough away from your usual haunts. You don’t want to run into anyone you know.


    Booking a couples massage can afford you some fleeting moments before or after your massage. Most spas do not allot more than 5 minutes to change into and out of your robes or clothing before the massage. Your best bet is for some quick foreplay or teasing in the room before moving things to the sauna for some dirty fun.

    Remember that you do not want to create a paper trail, so don’t use your credit card to pay for anything to do with your affair. Use cash instead. If you don’t usually carry cash on you, you should start keeping medium to large amounts to avoid making your partner suspicious all at once.

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  • Wednesday
    Mar 15,2017

    Okay. You’ve been thinking you might cheat on your partner. Maybe you’ve been eyeing a cutie at work or a hot young bartender who you’re sure has the hots for you. You’re pretty sure it’s not nothing, but unsure of what to do next.

    Start by flirting back. There’s nothing wrong with a little harmless flirting to see if they’re truly interested. Make sure you’re clear about what you’re looking for, whether it’s a one night stand or an affair relationship. If there’s something really there, you’ve got some planning to do especially if you don’t want to get caught cheating.

    Learn how to cover your tracks. This is arguably the part where most people screw up. Think of all the elements you have interacted with during the course of your cheat session. Did you use your credit card? Did you fill up your gas at a gas station out of your way? Did you drive through any area where your car would be recognized? These are the kinds of things you need to consider and deal with accordingly. Instead of using your credit card, use cash. This way it is more difficult to determine where you spent your money.

    Choosing a place and time can be challenging. You need a neutral space, preferably somewhere you would not usually go. This is particularly important so you do not get seen by family, friends, or co-workers. If you are choosing a public space, like a restaurant or a bar, you need to ensure that this is a place no one will know you at or find a more private area of the restaurant or bar to be in. Private places like hotels or motels will give you the privacy you need to truly be intimate. Next month we’ll dive deeper into where you can go to get down and dirty, so stay tuned.

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  • Sunday
    Feb 12,2017

    Valentine’s Day isn’t just for wives and girlfriends, it’s a great excuse to show someone you care about them. The usual flowers and jewelry will get the job done, but here are some other gift ideas to sweeten the deal.

    1. Monogrammed gifts are a great way to change something generic to something super thoughtful. Commonly monogrammed items include robes, jewelry, cosmetic bags, travel accessories like passport holders and luggage tags, and pillows.
    2. Plan a special dinner for 2 at a restaurant they love. Surprise them with flowers and some sweet treats as well.
    3. For the more adventurous pair, plan a scavenger hunt that ends in the hotel room. Place some clues at places that are meaningful for the two of you, like past date locations, where you met the first time, etc. Go the extra mile and have some oysters and champagne ready for when they arrive.
    4. If they’ve got the winter blues, make them a basket with a mug, hot chocolate, marshmallows, fruit, nuts and chocolate.
    5. Pick up tickets to a romantic musical set or spend the evening laughing at a comedy show. The best gifts are shared experiences.
    6. Head for a couples’ massage at your favorite spa. Add facials or access to water therapies for an all day affair.
    7. If your date has a black thumb, give them another chance to grow something green. A hardy houseplant is a great gift paired with a cute pot and instructions for care.


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  • New Year, New Flings

    Jan 15,2017


    Happy New Year from the team at! Do you have any new year’s resolutions? We’re strong believers in starting fresh in the new year with new flings. If you’ve been eyeing a cutie at the office or online, now is the time to spark up conversation and try your hand at acquiring a new affair partner. Besides, there’s nothing wrong with expanding your dating pool. Whether you want to send them a text or send them a message online, here are some things to keep in mind when you’re crafting your very first message.


    Pick a Talking Point

    To stand out from other people vying for their attention, your message should be direct and interesting. Many times, meandering hellos and self-professed awkwardness is detrimental in garnering a reply. If you like their smile, tell them you like their smile. If you would like to take them out for a drink, say so. Remember, the only time being direct fails, is when you are disrespectful.


    Mention Common Interests

    If their profile indicates they have shared interests with you, then this is a great talking point to pick out for your first message. If it’s a television show, mention who your favorite character is or one of your favorite moments. Perhaps you both run marathons, and have ran in the same one in the past without knowing. Whatever it is you have in common, it’s a smart move to mention it to bridge the gap between total stranger to potential fling.


    Go Beyond “Hey, what’s up?”

    When they receive upwards of 20 messages a day from potential matches, chances are the ones that say, “Hey, what’s up?” won’t get a reply. Once you’ve figured out a talking point, which could include mention of common interests, your chances of getting a reply will be much higher.

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  • Thursday
    Dec 15,2016

    We all know someone who is an excellent gift giver. Somehow, they have this uncanny ability to know when to reference an inside joke, when to get you the thing you just really needed, or when to get you something to cheer you up. Not only do they have timing right, their choice in gift is oh-so-right too. For the rest of us that don’t have this special power, here are 10 gift ideas to get your affairs partner something nice for the holidays.

    1. Plan an afternoon of holiday fun. Pick up eggnog, rum, cider, or make a big batch of mulled wine. Cozy up by the fireplace and build a gingerbread house.
    2. Is there somewhere they had always wanted to visit? A chalet in the mountains or maybe a tropical resort? For a big-ticket gift, plan a special trip for two. Check that they’re free for the duration, and tell them to pack a bag and passport but you can keep the location secret for the surprise.
    3. Perfume can be hard to get right, but it’s an easy way to get them thinking of you. When they wear it, they’ll get whiffs of it throughout the day and be reminded of the wonderful gift you got them.
    4. Get them something that reminds them of a funny moment or inside joke between the two of you.
    5. Give them tickets to a play or a show they had always wanted to go to.
    6. Recreate the first date you’ve ever been on. This works for anniversaries too (if you celebrate that kind of thing with your affairs partner).
    7. Dine in the comfort of your own home. Cook them a four-course meal complete with amuse bouche, appetizer, a main, and dessert. Decorate tables with holiday inspired décor. If you’re a terrible cook, hire a private chef to prepare the meal.
    8. Head to your local holiday festival or market to enjoy some mulled wine and roasted turkey legs. Shop for last minute gifts or locally made ornaments.
    9. Plan a sexy night in by gifting body oils, lingerie, and toys.
    10. Book massages for two to help you unwind after the holiday hustle and bustle.
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  • Tuesday
    Nov 15,2016

    If you are one of the lucky ones, blessed with the ability to go on work trips, then you have been granted a lucky ticket to Cheater’s Paradise. Cheating in your city can be difficult at times, because you worry you might get caught by someone who knows you or your partner. Cheating while you’re away from home is almost foolproof. If you’re not convinced, here are some reasons why cheating on work trips is the best.


    New City, New Women

    Travelling to a new place is great for meeting new women. With these women, you get a fresh start, a chance to be whoever you want to be for a few days. Meet local women to hook up with by using cheating sites like Sweet Discreet. There’s a whole city full of women for you to take your pick from.


    There’s No One Waiting For You To Come Home

    It’s almost midnight and you’re tiptoeing into your house trying to be quiet as a mouse. But wait, you don’t need to sneak anywhere because you’re not going home! With work covering your expenses, your hotel room is your best wingman. You can easily bring women back without having to worry about anything. The only thing you have to be accountable for is your books at the end of the trip. From the moment you’re wrapping up that last client meeting, you can start rehearsing pick up lines. There’s no time you need to be home by and there’s no one waiting up for you. Take advantage of the situation.


    Expenses Paid

    Most cases, your company will cover your food and hotel expenses while you’re away. Unlike when you cheat at home and have to pay for your own hotel, you’re already covered by work so why not use the hotel for an affair.









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  • Date Ideas

    Oct 15,2016

    Figuring out where to take your affair partner can be tricky business. Going out anywhere for any amount of time, you run the risk of being seen. Even though you might not want to spend a lot of time in public, it can be refreshing to share a meal with your affair partner or see a show together.


    Where To Eat Dinner

    If you want to have dinner out, pick a place that you’re sure no one will recognize you even if you have to head out of town. Going the distance is worth it, considering the alternative is being caught. Another option is to have dinner at the hotel restaurant or get room service to your suite. For a few extra bones, you can get the concierge to send up flowers and candles to take it up a notch. Remember to pay for everything in cash.


    Where To Catch a Movie or Show

    If there are only one or two theatres in your city, chances are you will run into someone you know. Save yourself the trouble of getting caught and hop on over to the next town to catch the next show.


    Overnight Trip

    Plan trips that are a few hours away, either by car or a short flight, to maximize time spent with your affair partner. Putting in the travel time ensures that you won’t be recognized, and gives you more choice in what activities you can do. Visit a vineyard or a museum. Go out for brunch or have a nice dinner out. The possibilities are endless.

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