Sometimes, even with all the planning and info kept on the down low, you may get caught in a Tryst. Getting out of this predicament can be a bit tricky, especially if you’re not expecting it. But even if that does happen, there are ways to get out of trouble without much collateral damage. Try out some of these lines the next time it happens to you:

Work Tryst Excuses:

We were working on a project that had to be completed in a hotel room.

I work very closely with all my clients on the Johnson account.

I was being sexual harassed, so I decided to give them a taste of their own medicine.

I’m working undercover… or at least under the covers.

Emergency Tryst Excuses:

She was unconscious and I had to give her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation… with my clothes off, as they were binding.

She told me she was dying to have sex with me, so in a way, I saved her life.

Late Night Tryst Excuses:

Oh, this mark on my collar? Bob started wearing lipstick. It really suits him.

My car broke down, and I was so thankful to the tow truck driver, I gave him a friendly tip. We now have roadside assistance for life.

It was getting late and it looked like rain. I thought it would be best for everyone if I took refuge in her bed.

Text Tryst Excuses:

I’m positive it’s the wrong number, even though the text is addressed to me.

Honey, everyone sexts – I’m just trying to keep up with the times.

This text was sent before we got together… It was just slow getting to my phone.

This phone isn’t mine – I must have picked it up at the strip club last night by accident.

In Tryst We Trust