Sometimes, taking your latest Tryst home is out of the question. When the moment calls for it, you’ll have to be creative when it comes to finding a place to hookup. And we’ve come up with a list of places you might not have thought of that will come in handy when it’s time to get your Tryst on!

Motel: We know, it’s a little cliché, but if you need to do it on a bed, nothing beats a cheap motel room. It doesn’t have to be fancy, because you’re not there for the ambience. A motel offers privacy and anonymity, and once you’re done, you don’t have to clean up after yourself. That being said, remember that the cheaper motels don’t put a premium on cleanliness, so if that’s important to you, you’ll need to fork over a couple of extra bucks and make reservations at a swanky motel.

Car: For the more daring Trysters out there, the backseat of a car makes due in a pinch. However, you and your companion are a little exposed to the outside world, thanks to all those windows. This may not be a problem if you had the foresight to get them tinted! Be sure to park in a private location – the last thing you need is an audience (unless you’re into that kind of thing). And lock the doors – we’ve all seen enough horror movies to see what happens if you don’t!

Tent: Go ahead and pitch a tent. Not that kind of tent – we’re talking about a camping tent. There’s nothing like roughing it in the great outdoors and doing it like the animals, with a little added privacy, of course. Just be sure not to set up camp in a populated area, like your neighbor’s front lawn. Take a hike out of town and pitch your tent somewhere secluded… that way, you can be as loud as you’d like.

Public Bathroom: Bring your hand sanitizer with you if you’re going to hookup with your Tryst in a public bathroom. A little gross, we know, but if it’s just going to be a wham, bam, thank you ma’am kind of Tryst, head to a restroom. Be sure to lock the door behind you – it would suck to be interrupted by someone with a weak bladder in the middle of coitus.

Work Office: Hey, it’s after hours, so it’s not like anyone else is using it. At night, there’s no one around… except for the cleaning staff, so you’ll just have to put your garbage can outside your door if you don’t want any interruptions. Just make sure to use your own office and not your bosses. If you get caught, you can pretty much say goodbye to a year-end bonus.

A Buddy’s Place: This works well if you have single friends. They won’t mind if you use their couch or spare bedroom for a quick Tryst. Just don’t make it a habit, only use their place every once in a while. If you’re hooking up more than them, it may get their panties in a knot.

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