5 reasons to date a zombie this Halloween

Because sometimes, we’re all tired of playing hard to get. We just want someone who really wants us 😉

Here’s 5 reasons to date a zombie this Halloween season:

  1. Your zombie lover just wants your body. You don’t need to feel self conscious about eating that extra doughnut with coffee this morning.
  2. They’re not picking when it comes to food.
  3. Zombies are patient. Slow and steady wins the race. They have all the time in the world.
  4. Zombies are ambitious. They know what the want, and have their eye(s) on the prize.
  5. They’re always interested.