Top 10 Tryst excuses

admin — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:10:42 +0000

1. Working late:
It’s the one time you’re glad to have a job.
2. Car problems:
A flat tire, engine problems, faulty flux capacitor – something that warrants a tow truck.
3. Family emergency:
Your mom, an old aunt, even better, a sick dog – there’s a reason they call them man’s best friend.
4. Cell phone issues:
“Damn phone, you’d think they’d perfect this technology by now. I’m positive I charged it before I left the house!”
5. Old friend in town:
I haven’t seen [insert FAKE name here] in years, we had to catch up on old times with a couple of pints. Important note: make sure it’s not someone you actually know, that way, it can never come back to haunt you at your next class reunion.
6. Date mix-up:
“Were we supposed to go out last night? I’ve really got to fire my secretary.”
Try not to snicker while saying this if your secretary was the one you had a Tryst with.
7. Lights out:
You can’t be doing anything wrong while you’re sleeping, so blame a poor sleep from the night before or call on your narcolepsy.
8. Wardrobe malfunction:
Ladies this one is for you – “I couldn’t go out with you looking like this. It made me look fat, I had nothing else to wear, and these shoes are so out season.”
Bonus tip: start throwing around designer names and obscure colors. He’ll be so confused; he’ll let the matter drop.
9. Tryst-tinnitus:
( Sniff ) “I think I’m coming down with something contagious, I’ll see you on the flip side.”
( Cough, Cough )
10. Abducted and probed by aliens:
If they didn’t buy the last nine excuses, what the hell else do you have to lose? Plus, it will explain why you’re walking like that.

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