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Jun 12,2015

The rush of forbidden acts. The longing that comes from waiting. Here are 4 ways that affair sex trumps sex with your wife or husband.


Everything is new and exciting

 Just like how kids get sick of playing with the same old toys, even though they might have an old favorite, it’s hard to resist the allure of something shiny and new. With an affair partner, everything is new again. The way their body feels, the way they smell, the way they laugh. The intrigue of meeting someone new comes from the air of mystery. You don’t’ know how they are going to taste or how it feels to hold their hand. With your partner, these things are old news. The best part about having an affair partner is that they can be replaced, with some work.


New places to do the dirty

The game of cheating hearts is not for the unimaginative. Since you can’t bring your affair partner around to any place your partner might frequent, you have to get a little creative with where to meet up. Think of how great hotel sex is, and then imagine having that every time you see your affair partner. The excitement comes from having sex in a new place, and that’s pretty much all you’re doing with your new sex partner. Go on and enjoy!


Explore your fantasies

When you’re in a long and stable relationship, it can be difficult to sexually try new things, because you and your partner have likely developed some sort of routine-sex that might be pretty vanilla by now. The hard part is bringing up new things to try for fear of feeling vulnerable and being judged. When you have an affair, trying out new fantasies are often easier. In an affair, you are more carefree and that means in bed too. You can express your desires and fantasies without being worried about rejection because you’re not going to spend the rest of your life with them anyway. Give threesomes, sex games, role playing, or BDSM a try. There’s tons of ways to spice up your sex life.


No emotional baggage

Sometimes out-of-bed problems can find their way into they bedroom anyway. Problems with finance, relationship issues, or just one too kids’ birthday parties can tire you out and leave you ambivalent to having sex with your partner. Time spent away from your family and with your affair partner instead is more free and easy. You don’t have the awkwardness of your last disagreement, the everyday nagging, and the endless to-do lists looming over you. It’s no wonder the sex is better.

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  • Friday
    May 15,2015

    Since we posted last month about mistresses you might want to steer clear of, we thought it would be good timing to follow up with a list of misters to avoid. Remember, it’s your call and consider yourself warned. Be selective and you can have a great time.


    Lives With His Parents

    While we can be understanding of someone who is down on their luck or is an exemplary son who takes care of their elderly parents, this mister is just not affair-partner material. If he’s living with his parents to save money, then chances are your dates are going to be quite lackluster. Let’s face it, we’re already financially-conscious on dates with our life-partner, why should our affair-partner dates be hindered the same way? If he’s living with his parents for some “good son” reason, then it sounds like he’s got issues we don’t want to deal with.



    This mister is trouble if there are unresolved feelings for your ex. Just because this mister looks like him doesn’t mean he’s anything like him, but sometimes it’s hard not to project when there are some leftover feelings. Avoid the mess by staying away from this ex-lookalike.



    Like the ex-lookalike, the husband-lookalike may bring unwanted negativity and emotions to your affair. One of the perks of having an affair is that you get to be whisked away from everyday life, so why date someone who looks like your husband? Sounds like you need to stay away from this mister too.


    Overly Attached Mister

    This mister might seem like a good candidate for an affair at first. He notices all the small things you do that your husband takes for granted. He probably offers massages, but doesn’t ask for them back. Watch out for this mister, because he seems like a sensitive and caring man until you want to break things off. The overly attached mister will likely still call or “accidentally” run into you. Who wants to deal with this kind of drama? Not us! So, say goodbye to this mister.

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  • Monday
    Apr 13,2015

    As with any other relationship, there are just some people you want to avoid. You know the ones we’re talking about. The girl who leaves you 7 missed calls because she is just checking in. The girl who still calls you when you broke up more than a year ago. Let’s not forget the girl who posts sad status updates about you on Facebook. Make sure you avoid these cringe worthy moments by steering clear of these mistresses.


    Needs More Time With You Mistress                                  

    This mistress needs, not wants, more time with you. Signs that you’ve landed yourself this kind of mistress: endless calls and texts from her, no amount of time you spend together is enough, she has no hobbies and may be single.


    Can’t Keep A Secret Mistress

    If your mistress loves talking to you about everyone else’s business, then it’s likely she’s sharing yours with everyone else. While it might be fun to share a laugh, it’s not worth having your dirty laundry aired all over town.


    A Little Too Passionate Mistress

    This mistress is a refreshing when you first meet her, because she knows what she wants and tells it like it is. But beware: this means when you can’t give her what she wants, you’ll be on the receiving end of it. Suddenly, what was once sexy is now overbearing and suffocating.


    A Little Too Crazy Mistress

    Like the a little too crazy mistress, this mistress seems like a good idea at first. She’s got a lot of cute quirks and an air of mystery about her. She’s the queen of impromptu visits and surprise coffee dates. Sounds romantic? Maybe, but we’re thinking a few weeks later she might surprise you a little closer to home, and no one wants to deal with that kind of mess.


    At the end of the day, use your judgment and listen to your gut. If your mistress smells like trouble, she probably is. You need to be selective if you want to find a tryst-worthy mistress.


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  • Thursday
    Feb 12,2015

    Later in the game, it’s clear that many couples don’t look forward to Valentine’s Day with the same intrigue and excitement that was so common in youth. The thoughtful curating of store bought Valentine’s cards to ensure that your best friends and crush had the better cards from the box. Fast forward to adulthood where boxed Valentine’s Day cards just won’t cut it, it’s become the norm to wine and dine your date and lavish them with jewelry and flowers. However, if you’re feeling a little conservative this year, try having a Valentine’s Day night in. It won’t break the bank, but the better bonus is knowing you won’t be caught out on the town with someone who doesn’t look like your wife.


    Make Dinner

     Cooking dinner can be simple if you choose a simple recipe from a credible food blog or magazine. Your affair partner will be impressed by the effort you went through to prepare them a meal, especially if they know cooking isn’t your forte. Light some candles, put some music on, and you’re ready to go.



    We’re not talking huge bouquets with an expensive vase here. We’re talking about flowers from the convenience store that you can unwrap and put into a glass that’s doing double duty as a vase tonight. Glad we’re on the same page.


    Have a Conversation 

    Think of a couple memorable moments you have had together, and share your feelings about them. We’re certain it will bring a couple of laughs and smiles to your faces. Soon, you’ll be falling in love all over again.

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  • Tuesday
    Dec 2,2014

    The holidays are for spending time with family. So, land yourself a lonely housewife this holiday season, and show them how family orientated you are. Ring in the new year with a bang, if you know what I mean 😉

    Lonely housewives are often lonely because their problems and concerns are different from the majority of people who work and have timelines to worry about. Often their days blend from one day to the next, because they don’t have the rise and fall of Monday to Friday living. People often fantasize about the how much they could do or not do, if they didn’t have a job. For lonely housewives, this is a reality, but it can start to feel monotonous, and their problems and concerns often get dismissed or swept under the rug. So, what’s your game plan for hooking up with a lonely housewife or mom?


    Listen to them

    This might sound like a no-brainer, but lonely housewives are lonely for a reason; they are not getting enough attention. If their problems are getting swept under the rug, then you can really win some brownie points by taking the time to listen to their problems. It will make them feel important and cared for.


    Excite them

    Take them to a new restaurant in town or show them a movie they haven’t seen before. This will help break the monotony of everyday life. Again, not a new idea, but it’s even more important for housewives who function on a different schedule with self-imposed timelines. It will be exciting for them to go on the date their husbands don’t take them on.

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  • Thursday
    Nov 13,2014

    Our past couple of posts have been about dating in general, but let’s get back to basics before we ramp up for the holidays by talking about a specific kind of trysting: the extramarital affair. Here are a couple of things you can do to foster a healthy extramarital affair. These tips apply if you are the one already in a relationship and your affair partner is not, but it also works when your affair partner is also cheating.


    Make the first move.

    Whether it’s the very beginning of the relationship, or the time between hook ups, it’s important for you to make the first move. Here’s why. Assuming that your affair partner is aware that you are in a relationship with someone else, then they may feel the need to be cautious when contacting you or hesitant to contact you at all because they are worried it might be an inconvenient time for you. This rules out many small signs of affection like mid-day-“how is your day?” texts, and small ways of keeping the romance going like picking them up for surprise dates. Your affair partner values what you have, and may not want your partner to find out. So, that’s why it’s important for you to make the first move, which gives your affair partner the opportunity to reciprocate.


    Don’t worry about response times.

    We’re in a different game here, where it’s understood that the people involved have other commitments and shifting priorities. If you take the first step in texting or calling, it also means that you will be the one waiting for a response. Remember, the same way that you have engagements that may take more than a couple of hours, it is likely your affair partner also does too. If they don’t respond right away, it doesn’t mean they want to end things.


    Be appreciative.

    It never hurts to say thank you. Letting your affair partner know you appreciate them and the things they do for you is as important as it is in any other relationship. Whether’s making them dinner on a night in or bringing flowers to your next date, there are a number of small things you can do to show you appreciate them.

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  • Tuesday
    Jul 12,2011

    You’ve thought about asking your Tryst to join you and your partner for a threesome romp. Good for you! This is one sexual experience you’re going to remember for the rest of your life… trust us on this! But before embarking on this type of Tryst, there are things you should keep in mind and some threesome rules to abide by. By following these basic threesome rules, you’ll be able to side-step some common mistakes and get the most out of your ménage à trois.

    Establish the Rules: We can’t stress this one enough. Before starting, understand everyone’s rules and limits, so you can respect comfort levels and have fun. In regards to your main partner, the relationship will be affected by the threesome, so be clear on what you can and can’t do during the experience. Someone may get jealous, so try not to pay too much attention to the new partner in the threesome. Remember, the fun of a threesome is to share sex between three people, so be respectful and everyone will have a good time.

    Be a Giver: You may want to be the center of attention, but it’s not going to happen that way. To get over the disappointment, be generous. This means putting your hands and mouth into high gear and using them to turn your partners on.  Enjoy any attention that comes your way and reciprocate as much as you can.

    Keep Busy: If you’re feeling a little left out, it’s time to keep busy (and no, this is not a good time to go make yourself a sandwich). Take the initiative and give yourself something to do, like fondling a body part or engaging in some oral sex. You can even pleasure yourself for a bit – it will probably turn your partners on to watch you.

    Penetration Rules: As soon as there’s penetration, there’s someone being left out. So penetration should happen only when everyone is ready for it. If you’re the one with the penis, be sure to pay attention to both women. It’s natural to pay more attention to the person you’re penetrating, but it’s important to give the other women attention too. Kiss her, caress her and make her feel sexy. Because of this pleasure overload, make sure to take it slow and pace yourself so you don’t finish before everyone else is done (that’s just rude).

    In Tryst We Trust

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  • Romancing the Tryst

    Aug 10,2010

    It’s the little things that count, even when it comes to trysting. Small, romantic gestures will get her attention. Even if you think it’s corny, try your hand at romance – it will come back around (usually in the bedroom). Try these tips and your trysting activities will increase (trust us!)

    Prepare her favorite meal: A man who knows his way around the kitchen is sexy – ask any woman. Find out what her favorite meal is and surprise her with it – you’ll be guaranteed to get a “good for one tryst” pass. Follow up the meal with her favorite coffee, drink or desert if you want to go the extra mile.

    Write a hand-written letter: Sure, email and text has revolutionized the way we communicate, but nothing says romance like a love letter. Slip a hand-written note in the mail or under her door, and add some sexy narratives to it. It can be a love letter, an erotic fantasy, anything you want. You get extra points for using actual stationary or a note card.

    Bring her a token present: Girls love getting gifts – especially ones for no reason. It doesn’t matter if they’re expensive or not – they just have to be thoughtful. So it can’t be a teddy bear, it needs to mean something to her. It could be something as simple as something she needs, like a flat iron or soap.

    Dance with her: You can move your body in bed, but sometimes it’s ok to show her how you move your money maker. You don’t have to be out at the club – take her for a spin in the living room, on the street, pretty much anywhere spontaneous. All you need is some nice music and no one else in the general vicinity.

    Give her a flower: This is another little gesture you can pull out of your hat for no occasion at all. Plus, it only has to be one flower, just make sure it’s original, like an orchid or a sunflower. Please note that dandelions and other weeds, as well as plastic flowers, won’t do in a pinch.

    Pamper her: Women love to be pampered (just look at all the spas out there). After a long day, surprise her with a bubble bath, candles and chocolate-covered strawberries waiting tub-side. As she soaks, hop in and give her a massage. Finish it off by toweling her off and treating her to some hot oral sex. This one can’t fail.

    In Tryst we Trust

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  • Monday
    Jul 19,2010

    Looking for lust in all the wrong places?  We’ve compiled a list of the top 5 pick-up spots where you could meet your next tryst!

    1.   Online: Just a few short years ago, nobody would ever say they met a date over the Internet (even though we were all doing it!). Today, and especially in these trying economic times, online dating is the fiscally responsible choice and the #1 spot for meeting people. Even if you’re looking for something a little more risqué than your run-of-the-mill dating site, an adult dating community is just what the doctor ordered.

    2.   Work: This may not fly in a smaller company, but larger ones are a hot bed of sexy activity just waiting to happen. These companies often feature a variety of departments you never interact with. Try taking your break or lunch at a different time than normal, as there’s usually a rotating group of new faces. Go for a walk outside – there’s also great potential from other companies located close to yours, all outdoors enjoying the good weather. And if things don’t work out with your coworker, don’t worry – since the company is large, there’s a good chance you won’t see them that often.

    3.    Sporting Activities: Forget the gym – smart trysters are dropping the dumbbells and joining a sports-related group. There are so many to choose from – Learn to Run clinics, beach volleyball, ultimate Frisbee – so you’ll find one that speaks to your skill level. An added bonus is the other members of your team or league are fairly fit, have lots of energy, and most important of all, have plenty of stamina to keep going and going and going… all night long!

    4.    Grocery store: Hey, everyone’s gotta eat. That’s why your local grocery store is a great place to pick up. But be forewarned – the “nice melons” pick-up line doesn’t work anymore (Wait… did it ever work?). If you see someone you like, start a conversation about food – what wine goes with what main course, have they tried a certain food product, or point at something in their cart and ask what aisle they got it from because you’ve always wanted to try it.

    5.    Volunteer: Exposing your sensitive side is sometimes the quickest way to get someone to expose their private parts. Sign up to feed the kittens or walk the dogs at your community pet shelter, join a cleaning crew to pick up litter or spend a Thanksgiving packing or serving food to the homeless. While you’re knee deep in philanthropic duties, there’s no better time to bring up the “tragic plight of the so-and-so cause,” which can lead you to donate your sexy charitable services at their place. Added bonus: Tout your mad humanitarian skills at parties, gatherings and other social functions to earn the sensitive vote that always pays off in the bedroom.

    In Tryst We Trust

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  • Monday
    Jul 5,2010

    We’re proud of our Trysters – you’ve had sex in some pretty outlandish locations. Some of you were kind enough to send us the coolest and most exotic places you’ve had a tryst, and we decided to share them with everyone! The names have been changed to protect the horny.

    In a stalled elevator stuck for an hour, there was nothing better to do with these two women. It was their 1st girl-on-girl experience. They were both 50’s, we laughed and meet later that evening… and a couple more times after that. — Tom

    On top of my house, I was a little adventurous and decided to bring a sleeping bag to the roof to look at the stars. I laid it out, along with the girlfriend, and had sex from 12:15am to 2:30am, not caring how much noise was made. The next day my neighbor asked me how my night was, I said it was out of this world, and he smiled (I think he knew). –Doug

    My lover at the time and I were walking by a set of outdoor handball courts in Coalinga. She suggested that we “have a little fun.” We slipped into the farthest one, laid our clothes on the cement floor, and began the loving. –Frank

    In the men’s dormitory (separated by a rice-paper screen from my Math teacher and his wife, our chaperons), and then in the Tatami mat storage room, in the monastery in Nara National Park of Japan during a ShipSchool Association tour in 1970. –Tim

    Under the boardwalk, Asbury Park, N.J., with people walking over head. No, we did not get caught. –Sarah

    On my boss’s desk with his wife while he was out of state on business. –Ryan

    My wife and I had sex on a pool table once. It was great, especially since we shouldn’t have been on a table in a public place – nobody came in, however. –Steven

    The coolest place I’ve had sex was in a swimming pool full of people. We were standing along the side of the pool and she hugged me and straddled me and we did it in front of about 20 people. –Alex

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