The summer is fading quickly, so get out there and make the most of what’s left of it. The best way to do that is to take your tryst outside for some au natural fun. Here are our top 5 picks on how to tryst in the great outdoors.
The Backyard: It’s your home turf and it offers all the wonders of the outdoors while still giving you a little privacy. Just hide behind the hedge or fence, and extra points if you use the swing set in your activities. Try this position: reverse cowgirl Guys – sit on a lounge or lawn chair with your legs outstretched. Girls – straddle him so you’re facing his feet. Put your hands on his thighs and firmly plant your feet on the ground on either side of the chair. You can also have him recline so he’s lying down, giving you even deeper penetration.
Beach Party: The sea air can do wonders for your sex life. The sand, the surf and the easy access thanks to the bikini can be seductive. Look for a secluded spot shielded by rocks, and spread out a towel or blanket because you don’t want sand sticking to your nether regions. Try this position: girl on top Straddle him and dig your knees slightly into the blanket-covered sand. Rather than move up and down, stay close together and rub your clitoris against his pubic bone. When you sense that he’s on the brink of climax, switch to a figure-eight motion.
Wet and Wild in the Water: Getting it on in the water can be pretty wild. But remember, water can wash away your own lubrication, so use a silicone-based lube. Try this position: standing up Wrap your legs around his waist (if you’re in the shower, have him lean you up against the wall for support) and push your swimsuit bottom to the side for easy access. Then throw your arms around his neck while he grabs your butt to control the pace.
Sex Ahoy! Get it on it a small boat – there’s nothing more intimate than having sex in the middle of a large stretch of water out in the middle of nowhere. Try this position: spooning Lie on your back while he lies on his side facing you. Put your leg (the one closest to him) across his thighs and turn so your butt faces him while he enters you from behind. Move slowly and rhythmically together so you don’t rock the boat.
Out in the woods: While you’re out hiking or mountain biking, stop and work up a different kind of sweat. Try this position: doggy style Lean on a big rock or a tree for support while he enters you from behind. His hands can stroke your other hot spots, and you can arch your back for deeper penetration.
Being eco-friendly doesn’t mean hairy legs, not showering and growing massively long dreadlocks – not necessarily sexy. We’ve come up with a list of reasons why going Green is sexy and can help you pick up a few Trysts while you’re at it!
1. Baby, I want to save the planet for you: By becoming passionate and knowledgeable about a good cause, especially one such as as saving the earth, you’re proving to others (read: someone you’re trying to impress) that you care for others and think outside of yourself. Being sensitive to the environment has never been hotter (no Global Warming pun intended), and a Google search will bring up pages and pages of articles to get you well versed on the subject. Besides, who doesn’t love the dolphins (just look at Heroes hottie Hayden Panettiere – imagine getting arrested and sharing a jail cell with her. Cue porn music.)
2. Clothing makes the man: Go Eco Chic! These days, going Green has never looked so good. You can get jeans that use environmentally dyeing and recycling techniques (UJeans: www.ujeans.com), shirts made from recycled polyester (we love the ones from Mountain Equipment Co.: www.mec.ca) and sexy lingerie made from organic cotton and soy (take a look at Eros & Isis delectable delicates: www.erosandisis.com). Even your local mall’s popular retail outlets carry a great selection of clothes that are made from or produced using eco approved practices. Added bonus: it means getting into your pants makes your partner an environmentalist too!
3.Eating better=looking better: Eat organic produce and meats and the benefits will shine through. Without all those added chemicals, your skin will brighten and the toxins will start to leave your body, giving you more energy to spend on activities you enjoy (you won’t list them here, but most of them take place in the bedroom). The effects will be cumulative – the better you feel, the more you’ll want to take care of your temple, on the inside and out. And while beauty may be skin deep, we all know what a pretty package can do!
4. Electric vehicles generate vehicles physical electricity too: Plug it in and get turned on. Have you ever gotten it on in electric car? Well then, that’s reason enough to buy one! It seems like there’s a new electric vehicle coming out every day – cars, trucks and motorcycles. On a serious note, with all the money you’re saving on fuel costs, that leaves some extra spending money for dates, going out and looking good.
5. Save energy by turning out the lights: This one is a no-brainer. But just in case you need a more detailed explanation, please follow these steps: 1) Turn off the lights. 2) Get busy. 3) Rinse, lather, repeat. The benefits of turning off the lights and leaving them off are twofold – first is the “getting some” factor, and the second is the money you save on your hydro bill. It feels so good to do your part for MotherEarth, doesn’t it?
6. Leonardo Dicaprio – He dates supermodels and does his part to save the earth. Coincidence? We think not.
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We asked some of our favorite trysters the coolest or most exotic place they’ve ever had sex was. Here are a few of we just had to share:
The coolest and most dangerous placed I have done the deed was on the back of a horse. A little bumpy but some of us like it like that. — Gary
I had fantastic and fulfilling sex in a ski gondola. The lift ride was approximately 20 minutes. The sex was raw, quick, yet, needed. Talk about après ski. — Hope
It may seem a little weird, but it was in a church in the pastor’s office on a leather couch. God saw all. – -Angie
At my girlfriend’s work (she works in a doctor’s office). She was the only one there, so we did it on the examination table. I laid her down and stood on the step on the end – the paper was crunching with every stroke. — Aaron
On an airport runway. –John
The coolest place I’ve had sex was in a swimming pool full of people. We were standing along the side of the pool and she hugged me and straddled me and we did it in front of about twenty people. –Steven
I picked a girl up at a funeral and did her in the bathroom after the funeral… thought that was cool at the time. Damn, don’t ladies look so sexy in black? This one had black lace gloves, the works, she was so hot. –Ryan
The wildest place I’ve ever had sex is on the turret of a 5″/54 gun mount on a destroyer in the navy. –David
In the Mayan hotel in Puerto Penasco. It was in the middle of the pool on the rocks with the moon shining on us and security walking around. –Sarah
The coolest/most exciting place I have ever had sex was on a commercial airplane with a stewardess in the galley… while on my return trip from Vietnam in 1969! –Marius
I lost my cherry in a theater projection room while movie theater was packed with people and the movie was playing. –Darrell
Have you ever had a bad hair day? What about a bad pubic hair day? For many, “Crotch Coifing” is a daily ritual, as they spend as much time arranging their hair down there as they do as the hair on their head. Here are a few popular styles we’ve come across, along with the potential Ouch Factor involved.
Natural: You like to let it all hang loose – your hair is a badge of honor! You don’t believe in trimming, even when you’re sporting Speedos. More prevalent on men than women, letting your pubic hair grow is often seen as a sign of virility, but with the rise of manscaping, we may be seeing an extinct breed. Ouch Factor: None, unless of course, your long and curlys get stuck in the zipper.
Trimmed: There’s a bit of maintenance involved, but it’s a weekly or bi-weekly ritual (it really depends on who else is seeing it that day). The pubic hair is shortened but not removed or shaped – think of it as the equivalent of going to the barber and asking for a bit off the top. You done tame the growth of hair from spreading outward from your groin, you just contain it from the ends. Ouch Factor: None.
Triangle: also known as the MC Hammer, this style emulates “chevrons” that the ‘90s singer had shaved into his left eyebrow. Your pubic hair is removed, most commonly by waxing, from the sides to form a triangle so that pubic hair. The Triangle ranges in size from the edge of your bikini line to up to an inch reduction on either side. Hair length varies, but it should be kept short so your Triangle keeps its shape. Ouch Factor: Low/Medium – depending on if you shave or wax. And although shaving initially hurts less, you may be prone to razor burn, which can itch like hell.
Landing strip: You are ready for takeoff and clear for landing. The Landing Strip consists of a long, centered vertical rectangle that resembles an airplane landing strip, leaving a thin strip of hair lining down the front and center of the pubic region. Hair is removed from the sides to achieve this affect, usually by waxing as the results last longer. Popular with women who like a clean look but still enjoy a bit of hair down there. Ouch Factor: Medium/High – Take off may be a bit bumpy, but the results are worth it.
Brazilian: This style became hot a few years ago, and even with its high Ouch Factor, people are still getting it done on a regular basis. Usually performed at a salon (we totally recommend that you do), the Brazilian removes pubic hair from the front all the way around to your butt crack. All that’s left is a small patch of hair centered, narrow stripe above the vulva approximately an inch in size. Ouch Factor: Ay carumba! This one is off the Richter scale, but those who have had it done tell us that it usually gets less painful after time, especially if performed by someone who knows what they’re doing.
The Hollywood: The preferred style of celebrities and porn stars (men and women), the Hollywood style leaves nothing to the imagination. All your pubic hair is removed, either with a lot of wax or shaving. Waxing usually lasts long, but you really have to like pain to go through with it. Ouch Factor: Extremely high. Try having a couple of drinks before trying this one on for size.
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Variety is the spice of life – and that goes for sex too. Before you’re time is up, make sure you get you freak on in the following places.
The hood of a car: Alternately, you could use the back of a pick-up truck, for a little added privacy, but for those of you who like the thrill of full exposure, the hood of a car is one of the hottest places to do it (especially if you’ve just parked it after a long drive) to do it. Never mind the back seat – that was so 9th grade. You may want to spread a blanket on the hood to avoid a stuck ass, but then again, the suction provides a better grip when thrusting.
On a hike: Ahhh, nothing like a little fresh air and exercise to get you horny. The next time you hit the trails with your honey, plan on being one with nature while you’re au natural. You can do it standing up and leaning against a tree, or find a secluded patch of grass and stretch out a blanket. Either way, look out for angry mama bears, poisonous plants and pervy park rangers before you get busy.
An exercise bench: We’re not talking about your local gym here – this is one you can do in your own home. An awesome way to work up a sweat and burn off some calories, use your exercise equipment in ways you’ve never thought of before. Take the bench – soft and padded, the bench is adjustable, so you can lay it flat down or move it to the seated position. You get extra sexy points if your home gym has mirrors on every wall!
In an elevator: Aerosmith knew what they were talking about when they wrote “Love in an Elevator”. Most buildings have them (unless you’re in a walk-up, then improvises just do it in the stairwell), and if you’re lucky your office has one (for a nooner you don’t have to leave work for). Don’t expect anything more than a quickie, especially if the building experiences a lot of traffic, and be sure to check for video cameras, otherwise you may just be in for a surprise when you open the doors and step out to applause from the security guards.
In a restaurant: Sometimes, you just can’t wait until the check arrives. That’s when it’s time to throw your partner a knowing looking and head to the restroom for a little à la cart sex. Try to do it before dessert, that way you can work up an appetite for something sweet. This type of rendezvous is tricky to pull off, but you may be in luck if the restaurant isn’t too busy and it has stalls for privacy.
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Losing weight, finding a new job, spending more time with family and friends. Those are the same old boring resolutions you make every year. Now a show of hands – who actually follows through on them? Yep, we thought so. We thought we’d offer you some trysting resolutions that’ll be fun to keep – enjoy our list of sexual things to do in 2010.
Sex in a car: When was the last time you got into the back seat and did the nasties? High school? It’s time to polish off that old favorite because it’s due for a comeback. Having sex in a car screams spontaneous – it’s fun, you don’t need a room reservation and there’s always the thrill of getting caught. And don’t limit it to the back seat – recline the front seat or get/give a BJer while parked on the side of the road. The possibilities are endless!
Have sex with a co-worker: Have you been dreaming about the sexy guy in accounts receivable, or that hot girl in marketing, but just haven’t had the nerve to take it to the next level? Make this the year that you break out of your shell, flirt shamelessly with them and bend them over your boss’ desk (hopefully while your boss is out of the office for the day). Having a fling with a co-worker makes the work day that much more interesting – just keep those dirty emails to a minimum!
Have a one-night stand: Ahhhh, remember your drunken college days. Ok, we don’t either, but we have blurry recollections of the one-nighters we used to pull. And there’s nothing quite like the ego-boost of a random pick-up for casual sex that will make you feel sexy and alive. It can be at a bar, the grocery store or even someone you met over the Internet. Just make sure it only lasts one night and never speak to them again – then cross it off your resolutions list.
Buy a new sex toy: Sure, we all have the reliable old rabbit or handy sleeve, but make this the year to expand your toy box and add something totally new to your night stand drawer. It needs to be a toy you normally wouldn’t think about owning, whether it’s ben-wa balls, anal plugs or a starter bondage kit. That’s what makes it such a leap – trying something different, perhaps loving it and adding it into your regular rotation.
Shave it off: This year, try something new with your pubes. If you normally just trim, go get a Brazilian. Already get it all shaved off? Let it grow in a bit and opt for a sassy heart or lightning bolt shape shaved in your furry patch. If you don’t like it, the good thing is it will all grow back soon enough.
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Experts say when the economy is in the dumps, our libidos go into overdrive – who knew? Given the uncertainty in the near and possible dreary future, life seems so much easier when there’s someone by your side. But how do you meet and impress a potential partner when you don’t want to shell out big bucks? Tryst.com offers some solutions for value-conscious daters.
Online is where it’s at: Why would you drop a big chunk of change at a bar when you can go online for a fraction of that? You’re taking a chance when you rely on picking up at a bar – shelling out cash to buy drinks for yourself and someone else who may turn out to be a dud. It’s a smarter choice to invest in a site where you know the type of person you’re looking for is going to be. It’s a relatively inexpensive way to meet people – plus, with less people going to clubs, where do you think they are going? Yep, they’re online!
Added Bonus: You can get to know someone first before committing to that potentially expensive first date.
Rub-a-dub: Light a few candles, pour in the Mr. Bubbles and get naked – a romantic bath for two is an inexpensive date that is guaranteed to end well. Turn on some sultry jazz to set the sexy mood, and if you’ve got a couple extra bucks to shell out, splurge on a low-priced bottle of vino. If you don’t have a tub, a shower works just as well and produces the same end result – the two of you will be naked and wet. Once the water starts to cool, towel each other off and see where that takes you!
Added Bonus: You’ll be multi-tasking by getting clean while getting down.
Cheap Thrill: Forget impressing your partner with an all-inclusive holiday to the Bahamas. Unleash you inner dirty self and rent a trashy hotel room for a night (or a couple of hours!) You can turn it into a fantasy getaway – she’s the hooker, he’s the horny john. When it comes to role-playing, let your imagination run wild! Besides, a trashy hotel holds a certain thrill that a pricey suite can never match.
Added Bonus: Not having to clean up after you’ve done the deed.
Sexy Game Night: We’re not talking about Spin the Bottle! Head to your neighborhood sex store or any number of online shops and pick up an adult-themed game. There are so many to choose from, but don’t let the selection confuse you – pick one or two you can use over and over and over again. Sure, you have to pay the initial cost, but think of it as an investment in entertaining foreplay that will last you long after the recession is a distant memory. A few to consider include Truth or Dare, The Kama Sutra Game and 52 Weeks of Naughty Nights.
Added Bonus: If being competitive gets you off, you’ll be turned on in more ways than one.
Make it a Blockbuster night: Have you exhausted your porn collection and don’t want to rent or buy anything new? Make your own! Get creative – come up with a cheesy plot or just roll the camera and let nature take over. Don’t like the last take? No problem – you just keep shooting the scene until you get it right. Once you’re done, you’ve got a memento to treasure for a lifetime – plus, you can use it for your own pleasure if you find yourself without a leading partner.
Added Bonus: Since porn requires little to no clothes, you won’t have to worry about running up an expensive costume budget.
And the most inexpensive date of all…: Happens in the bedroom – no reservations required! There are so many fun and free things to do – give your partner a massage (complete with “Happy Ending”), practice your mattress gymnastic skills or make the most of your bedroom furniture by having sex on, in or underneath it. Sex is much cheaper than a fancy meal – and instead of gaining weight with all of those rich calories, you’re burning fat. So cancel your gym membership and take your workout into the bedroom
Added Bonus: Save on heating costs by snuggling with a lover.
There’s no reason to cite the recession as an excuse to stop trysting. Now you can impress your date not just your love-making skills, but also your money-saving ones too!
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Looking for Trysts in all the wrong places? The gang here at Tryst have complied their list of the top 5 pick-up spots where you could meet your next passionate partner!
1. Online: Just a few short years ago, nobody would ever say they met a date over the Internet (even though we were all doing it!). Today, and especially in these trying economic times, online dating is the fiscally responsible choice and the #1 spot for meeting people. If you’re looking for something a little more risqué than your run-of-the-mill dating site, try an adult dating community. One that we love is XXXBlackBook.com. With over 3 million members lookin’ for some lovin’, there is no shortage of hot guys and girls to hook up with. Try the IM or Video Chat features, which let you connect with potential Trysts instantly.
2. Work: This may not fly in a smaller company (like here in the Tryst offices) but larger ones are a hot bed of Trysting activity just waiting to happen. These companies often feature a variety of departments you never interact with. Try taking your break or lunch at a different time than normal, as there’s usually a rotating group of new faces. Now that the weather’s warming up, go for a walk outside – there’s also great potential from other companies located close to yours, all outdoors enjoying the good weather. And if things don’t work out with your coworker, don’t worry – since the company is large, there’s a good chance you won’t see them that often.
3. Sporting Activities: Forget the gym – smart Trysters are dropping the dumbbells and joining a sports-related group. There are so many to choose from – Learn to Run clinics, beach volleyball, ultimate Frisbee – so you’ll find one that speaks to your skill level. An added bonus is the other members of your team or league are fairly fit, have lots of energy, and most important of all, have plenty of stamina to keep going and going and going… all night long!
4. Grocery store: Hey, everyone’s gotta eat – even Trysters. That’s why your local grocery store is a great place to pick up. But be forewarned – the “nice melons” pick-up line doesn’t work anymore (Wait… did it ever work?). If you see someone you like, start a conversation about food – what wine goes with what main course, have they tried a certain food product, or point at something in their cart and ask what aisle they got it from because you’ve always wanted to try it.
5. Volunteer: Exposing your sensitive side is sometimes the quickest way to get someone to expose their private parts. Sign up to feed the kittens or walk the dogs at your community pet shelter, join a cleaning crew to pick up litter or spend a Thanksgiving packing or serving food to the homeless. While you’re knee deep in philanthropic duties, there’s no better time to bring up the “tragic plight of the so-and-so cause,” which can lead you to donate your sexy charitable services at their place. Added bonus: Tout your mad humanitarian skills at parties, gatherings and other social functions to earn the sensitive vote that always pays off in the bedroom.
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We here at Tryst.com want you to get the most bangs for your buck when it comes to taking a vacation. We’ve put in the exhausting research – for the benefit of our readers, of course – and came up with the hottest tryst trends on where to get it on when you’re getting down.
We love the latest and greatest in technology – gadgets offer more than ever before and make our lives so much easier. We sing their praises when they get us out of a pinch, but curse them when they make us look bad. We’ve put together a few gadgets that could potentially land you in a heap of trouble – especially when it comes to Trysting.
Cell phones with GPS:
iPod:
High-definition TV:
DVD players in cars:
Remote-controlled vibrators:
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