Plans for a naughty night involving handcuffs went awry when the couple realized they’d lost the key. It eventually fell upon the man to make an awkward phone call to law-enforcement authorities, requesting help to free the woman.

Police in southeastern Quebec received the call Wednesday morning, the day after Valentine’s. They believe the woman had been stuck there for hours.

But they’re not sure, precisely, how long it had been: “We didn’t ask,” said a police spokesman.

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/article/1132681–valentine-s-day-tryst-in-quebec-ends-in-embarrassing-call-to-police

Motel: We know, it’s a little cliché, but if you need to do it on a bed, nothing beats a cheap motel room. It doesn’t have to be fancy, because you’re not there for the ambience. A motel offers privacy and anonymity, and once you’re done, you don’t have to clean up after yourself. That being said, remember that the cheaper motels don’t put a premium on cleanliness, so if that’s important to you, you’ll need to fork over a couple of extra bucks and make reservations at a swanky motel.

Car: For the more daring Trysters out there, the backseat of a car makes due in a pinch. However, you and your companion are a little exposed to the outside world, thanks to all those windows. This may not be a problem if you had the foresight to get them tinted! Be sure to park in a private location – the last thing you need is an audience (unless you’re into that kind of thing). And lock the doors – we’ve all seen enough horror movies to see what happens if you don’t!

Tent: Go ahead and pitch a tent. Not that kind of tent – we’re talking about a camping tent. There’s nothing like roughing it in the great outdoors and doing it like the animals, with a little added privacy, of course. Just be sure not to set up camp in a populated area, like your neighbor’s front lawn. Take a hike out of town and pitch your tent somewhere secluded… that way, you can be as loud as you’d like.

Public Bathroom: Bring your hand sanitizer with you if you’re going to hookup with your Tryst in a public bathroom. A little gross, we know, but if it’s just going to be a wham, bam, thank you ma’am kind of Tryst, head to a restroom. Be sure to lock the door behind you – it would suck to be interrupted by someone with a weak bladder in the middle of coitus.

Work Office: Hey, it’s after hours, so it’s not like anyone else is using it. At night, there’s no one around… except for the cleaning staff, so you’ll just have to put your garbage can outside your door if you don’t want any interruptions. Just make sure to use your own office and not your bosses. If you get caught, you can pretty much say goodbye to a year-end bonus.

A Buddy’s Place: This works well if you have single friends. They won’t mind if you use their couch or spare bedroom for a quick Tryst. Just don’t make it a habit, only use their place every once in a while. If you’re hooking up more than them, it may get their panties in a knot.

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Establish the Rules: We can’t stress this one enough. Before starting, understand everyone’s rules and limits, so you can respect comfort levels and have fun. In regards to your main partner, the relationship will be affected by the threesome, so be clear on what you can and can’t do during the experience. Someone may get jealous, so try not to pay too much attention to the new partner in the threesome. Remember, the fun of a threesome is to share sex between three people, so be respectful and everyone will have a good time.

Be a Giver: You may want to be the center of attention, but it’s not going to happen that way. To get over the disappointment, be generous. This means putting your hands and mouth into high gear and using them to turn your partners on.  Enjoy any attention that comes your way and reciprocate as much as you can.

Keep Busy: If you’re feeling a little left out, it’s time to keep busy (and no, this is not a good time to go make yourself a sandwich). Take the initiative and give yourself something to do, like fondling a body part or engaging in some oral sex. You can even pleasure yourself for a bit – it will probably turn your partners on to watch you.

Penetration Rules: As soon as there’s penetration, there’s someone being left out. So penetration should happen only when everyone is ready for it. If you’re the one with the penis, be sure to pay attention to both women. It’s natural to pay more attention to the person you’re penetrating, but it’s important to give the other women attention too. Kiss her, caress her and make her feel sexy. Because of this pleasure overload, make sure to take it slow and pace yourself so you don’t finish before everyone else is done (that’s just rude).

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Anthony Weiner: The world is a-Twitter about this sexting scandal, dubbed Weinergate. The married Democratic U.S. Congressman used Twitter to send a picture of his boxer brief-clad erect penis to several women. At first, he denied posting the image and said his account had been hacked. It wasn’t long after when he backtracked and admitted to sending sexually explicit photos and messages to about six women over a three-year period. After the public learned that his wife was pregnant, news followed that Weiner was stepping down from his post.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: How surprised were you when you heard about Arnold’s affair with his live in maid? Rumors of his transgressions had been reported for years, so this one certainly wasn’t a shock. The stunning announcement that he had a 10-year-old son with the maid made us take notice though. Not only that, but the fact that he was born a week apart from his son with Maria Shriver… yep, that’s a little ballsy. In fact, Maria used to joke about how much the maid’s son looked like Arnold. Now that the news has hit the fan, Maria has moved out and reportedly hired a divorce lawyer. It looks like she won’t be back.

John Edwards: The affair between the presidential hopeful and his mistress is old news, but now that he’s been charged with breaking campaign finance laws by using political funds to cover up his affair and out-of-wedlock child with Rielle Hunter during his 2008 presidential run, it’s front page once again. Late last year, his wife Elizabeth died of cancer, which didn’t help his public standing. With this charge looming over his head, we’re wondering how long it will be before his not-so-secret tryst Rielle flies the coop (it may have something to do with the fact that if he’s convicted, Edwards faces up to 30 years in prison and a $1.5 million fine).

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1991: Mildred Patricia Baena, the mistress in question, is hired to work as a housekeeper and assistant at Arnold and Maria’s Pacific Palisades estate.

Early 1997: The trysting between Patty and Arnold begins. We’re not sure if it was a one-time deal or it went on for a long period of time, but what is certain is that Patty gets knocked up with Arnold’s love child.

Sept. 27, 1997: Maria gives birth to Christopher Sargent Shriver Schwarzenegger.

Oct. 2, 1997: Five days later, Patty’s son is born. The father listed on the birth certificate is listed as Patty’s husband.

Oct. 23, 1997: Just 21 days after the birth of her son, Patty separates from her husband of 10 years, Rogelio de Jesus Baena.

Fall 2003: When Schwarzenegger’s starts his run for California governor, tales of his sexual misconduct hits the news. To deflect the tabloids, he and Shriver appear on The Oprah Winfrey Show, where Shriver defended her husband’s antics. Strange as it sounds, the media doesn’t uncover the illegitimate child.

Feb. 13, 2008: Patty files for divorce from Rogelio de Jesus. She cites irreconcilable differences, and papers state that the couple are listed as having no children together, despite Baena’s name being on the boy’s birth certificate.

January 2011: Arnold leaves the governor position and tells Maria of the tryst. Not surprising, she moves  out and into a hotel.

May 9, 2011: Maria and Arnold announce their separation. Nothing is mentioned about the tryst or his secret son.

May 17, 2011: The other shoe drops, as Arnold tells the world about his the illegitimate child that was conceived during his marriage to Shriver.

May18, 2011: The next day, the world leans that a 20-year employee of Arnold’s is his mistress.

As the drama continues to unfold, we’ll keep you up to date with the latest Arnold Trysting deets!

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Helps you be a better partner: For some people, having a tryst helps them be a better partner.  You may be going through a rough patch in your marriage or you are sexually frustrated, and finding another outlet can help. Many people have saved their relationship because they are allowed to tryst, and if they hadn’t, the relationship may have ended.

Same old, same old: Just because you want to taste roast beef every once in awhile, it doesn’t mean that you want to give up hamburgers. The same goes for long-term relationships and quick trysts. Sure, you’re having the same sex that you’ve had for years, but you want to try someone different occasionally to truly appreciate what you have waiting for you in the bedroom.

No sex at all: You love your partner, but they’ve decided they don’t want to sex. Otherwise, your relationship is great. You don’t want to break up the home or the finances to get a little something, something on the side. A tryst now and again will satisfy those urges without having to get a costly divorce. Now you’ve got everything you need, just from two different places.

We’re on a break: Ross had it right when he had a tryst with the girl from the copy shop while he and Rachel were on a break (and in the end, they still ended up together). If you’ve broken up with someone or had a fight, sometimes it’s good to get things of your chest (and your loins). A tryst can help you work out the feelings of anger, and you go back to your partner with a clear and level head.

Open and honest: People who enjoy an open relationship are open and honest with each other. Their trysts allow them to be who they really are without trying to hide or cover it up. By sleeping with other people, they can stay true to themselves as well as being in a committed relationship. Yes, they truly have the best of both worlds!

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Napoleon and Josephine

Napoleon Bonaparte was just a soldier in the French military when he met Josephine, a beautiful and widowed mother of two. The short and homely man had his work cut out for him, but he eventually got his way and they were married in 1796. After the wedding, he left on a series of military campaigns, while Josephine embarked on her own series of adulterous affairs. They stayed together, until he became emperor and wanted a son to carry on his royal lineage. They divorced in 1809 and he married 18-year-old Marie Louise of Austria, who gave him a son.

Prince Edward and Wallis Simpson

Edward, the handsome Prince of Wales and heir to the British throne, changed the course of his life, as well as that of British history, when he fell in love with Wallis Warfield Simpson,  a woman who was not only American, but also married.

The two met at a party in 1931 and started their affair, but she did not become separated from her husband until 1934. When Edward became king, his relationship with Simpson made parliament more than a little nervous. He decided to abdicate the throne when he “found it impossible to carry the heavy burden” of being king without the support of “the woman he loved.”

His younger brother, Albert, became King George VI, and Edward was made the Duke of Windsor. King George made sure that his brother kept the courtesy title of His Royal Highness, but he also pointedly decreed that should he marry Wallis, she (and any children they produced) would be denied royal status. After Simpson’s divorce in 1937, Edward and Wallis were married in a small ceremony and spent most of the rest of their lives in France.

Anne Boleyn and Henry VIII

Anne captured the attention of King Henry VIII when she entered the service of Queen Katharine of Aragon. At the time, her sister Mary was already his mistress, but Mary was soon kicked out of bed to make way for Anne. Once embedded in this passionate tryst, Anne demanded that the king marry her and she waited nearly seven years for Henry to obtain an annulment. They wed in 1533 but she was unable to give Henry the son he desperately wanted. Anne was executed on false charges of witchcraft, incest and adultery in 1536. On the bright side, her daughter, Elizabeth, would become England’s greatest queen.

Charles and Camilla

The most famous of recent royal trysts has to be the one between William’s father Charles and Camilla Parker. Prince Charles was immediately captivated by the earthy, sexy, outspoken young woman who shared his love of dogs, horses and the countryside. She spoke her mind, which must have been refreshing to a man used to servants and hangers-on. They started a relationship which lasted until the following year, 1971, when Charles joined the Royal Navy. When he left, Camilla married Andrew Parker Bowles, a handsome cavalry officer. Charles, in turn, married Lady Diana Spencer, but the two continued to see each other romantically. In 1989, transcripts of private, pillow-talk conversations were leaked to the tabloids, ultimately inspiring “Camillagate” headlines, and Charles and Diana announced their separation in 1992. In 2005, (more than three decades after their initial encounter) Charles and Camilla married.

Blast from the past: Ahhhh, the memories of loves long past. Facebook is a breeding ground for meeting up with past connections and fanning the old fires that may still be burning. Will it still be as passionate as it was 20 years ago? That may be a tryst risk worth taking.

You may know these people: You hadn’t thought about them in years, only to see that they are a friend of a friend. The moment their profile picture pops up on your profile, you wonder “what if?” and send them a friend request. Innocent pokes turn to flirty wall posts and emails. It doesn’t take long for it to progress to naughty pictures and clandestine meetings in a Motel 6.

Hot or not?: This little Facebook app shows you pictures of people who want to know if you think they are hot. If you see someone you like, just click on hot. You can even send them messages and virtual gifts, even if they aren’t your friends. It may take a little longer to get to know them and they may never want to meet in real life, but there’s nothing wrong with having an online tryst with your new Facebook friend.

All in your head: And what if you’re not brave enough to strike up a conversation with an ex? You can still have the tryst of your dreams… in your head. Use those stirred up memories to create a rich fantasy that can turn into a tryst where you never have to worry about getting caught – because it’s all in your head.

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Ashton Kutcher and Brittney Jones

This young lady claims to have had an affair with Ashton Kutcher, and says that “he’s a great lover,” and “it was tender and nice.” Half the age of Kutcher’s wife, Demi Moore, Jones says she slept with the married actor and felt like they had “incredible chemistry.” Jones alleges to have met him at a bowling alley and slipped him her phone number on a cocktail napkin. After he called her, she met him at his home while Demi was in Detroit filming a movie. When the affair was over, Jones decided to do the classy thing and sell the story to a tabloid.

David Beckham and Irma Nici

From where else but the tabloids would you get this kind of update? They reported that David Beckham employed the services of a former high-class call-girl Irma Nici. She claims she slept with Beckham five times back in 2007. She says about the tryst: “It was a high. All of these women dream of being with him, and I got to hook up with him. It was very exciting.” As for the highlights of the affair, she discloses that her rate was $10,000/night, that Beckham was a “very gentle and kind” lover and he’s “more of a butt man than a breast man.”

Angelina Jolie and Mick Jagger

Too strange to be true? According to Biographer Jenny Paul, who has spent six years researching his book “Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: the true story” revealed that the affair started when she appeared in the Rolling Stones’ music video, “Anybody seen my baby?” back in 1997. They later picked up where they left off in 2003. Angie has a track record for getting together with guys who are committed to other people – at the time of her affair with Mick, he was still married to Jerry Hall.

Gavin Rossdale and Marilyn

Rossdale admitted to having an an affair with male pop star Marilyn in the ‘80s when he was still a teen.  The Bush singer, who is now married to No Doubt star Gwen Stefani, had a fling with the gender-bending singer but didn’t admit to the relationship before because of the “glare” of the media. They were together for five years, back when Rossdale was a wild child who wore black lipstick and partied until all hours at London’s underground clubs. According to Marilyn, both he and Gavin agreed to keep their relationship a secret for fear that exposure of Gavin’s bisexuality would impact the success of his band, Bush.