We asked our favorite Trysters what was the most outrageous thing they have said or done to get into someone’s pants. Here are a few gems:
The most outrageous thing I’ve ever done to get into someone’s pants was when I asked my girlfriend’s mother if she would take a naked picture of me so I could give it to her daughter, as a funny Christmas gift that I`m sure would surprise her. Her mother happily agreed and was excited to have a chance to see me naked – in fact she even offered to fluff me before we took the pictures. Once her daughter opened her gift on Christmas morning and saw that the photo was taken in their living room she couldn’t wait to invite me over for dinner that night. After dinner she took me to her bedroom and attacked me, in a really good way! –Tedd
I streaked a girls hair, gave her a manicure and pedicure and a massage, but it back fired and the girl was too relaxed. After five minutes she went to sleep – least that’s what I hope was the reason… –Frank
I had a girl jokingly tell me that anything short of stripping down naked and streaking for a mile would just be lazy, cheap, and unworthy attempt by me for sex. To her surprise I immediately agreed to those terms. To make sure I actually completed the jog, instead of running around the corner and hiding in a bush for ten minutes, she drove her car next to me until she had clocked a mile on her odometer. We agreed that after a mile I could jump in the car and she would drive me back. She thought it would be funnier to see how far I could go instead of telling me when the mile was finished. She let me run two and a half miles before filling me in on her joke. I had to catch my breath, rest for an hour, and take a shower first but the sex was worth it. –Justin
I introduced myself to a sleek redhead in LaJolla, CA and wanted her to have lunch with me. She said she had to go to work, and when I asked where, she mentioned a timeshare sales office near where we were. I found it on my own, talked myself into the meeting, and listened to the presentation. She came out with other salespeople, saw me, and we did a “how about that coincidence” chat. I bought a one week condo on condition that she would take me to dinner… she said ok, and she was one of the sexiest women I’ve been to bed with. The next day she said she was married, so that was that. — Victor
I taught her how to drive a tractor-trailer, over-the-road, coast-to-coast semi. It worked! Of course this was before I was happily married. Now she is an accomplished semi driver! –Chris
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Don’t believe everything you hear! We’re not talking about urban legends like the one about the dog that licks peanut butter off your naughty bits – there are a lot of sex myths floating around out there. It’s important to know what’s true and what’s false, so we wanted to take the time to clear up a few of the biggies.
Men want sex more than women: Huge myth! Fact is, the ladies like it just as much. It’s just that women tend to be thinking about other things, like how tired they are after a day of work and cleaning the house. Add to all that is the fact that hormones play a big role in how much they want to get it on – like during certain times of the month, rather than all of the time. Plus, since women attach more emotions to sex, they aren’t going to beg for action if he’s been acting like a dink.
If you’re happy and you know it, you must be having sex: It’s a popular misconception that happy couples must be having good sex most of the time. It’s hard to find a couple who have been together for a long period of time that is still having raw, uncaged sex every single night for years and years. Anyone who claims to be having constantly mind-blowing sex after being married with kids for 10 years may be telling the truth – but chances are they’re going at it with someone other than their spouse.
Men are more promiscuous than women: Okay, so there’s a kernel of truth behind this one, but the truth is, it’s much less than you think. When polled about their sex lives, men overestimate while women underestimate, due to societal pressures. You also have to factor in how attractive the people in question are. An attractive and sexually motivated woman is likely to have had more partners than a not-so-great-looking guy around the same age. It’s all about opportunity.
Women don’t like porn or dirty sex. A flat out myth! Every woman is different, but there are more than a few who just want to be thrown on the bed for a raunchy romp – no rose petals on the bed or sweet talk needed. So rest assured that men aren’t the only ones dreaming of dirty, dirty sex.
Men are always ready for and want sex. Unless you’re a 17-year-old who’s just landed his first girlfriend, you don’t fall into this category. Once a man hits his mid-20s, other parts of his life start to become equally as important as sex, and that means energy and focus is needed elsewhere. Real life dampens a lot of men’s sex drive – work, stress, pressure, bills and arguments. It’ll put a kibosh on the friskiest of men.
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Knowing how to give an amazing erotic massage is like holding the fabled “golden ticket.” Once you have the skill mastered, you’re pretty much guaranteed entry into the most tantalizing venues! We’ve put together some steps on how you can rub your way into someone’s pants.
1. Set the mood. The ambience is just as important as the massage itself. Get your partner into the mood with some soft lighting, comfortable room temperature and an inviting, intimate space. Bring some aromas-filled candles to introduce relaxing, sensual smells into the room. Some great ones to try out include lavender, jasmine, orange and Ylang Ylang. And get your iPod into the action – create a sensual playlist that helps set and carry the mood, but make sure it’s long enough – you don’t want it to end before you’re finished.
2. Be prepared. Have an arsenal of erotic tools at your disposal. One of musts to have is body oil or massage cream. They come in a range of scented and non-scented brands and can be found at your local drug store. For a soft touch, use soft feathers to gently tickle their back, or heat things up with heated stones. If you work up an appetite, use some chocolate syrup and whipped cream to lick off your partner’s body
3. Start slowly. There’s no need to rush through it, especially at the beginning. It’s important to be sensitive to your partner’s response and adapt your technique accordingly. Before you start, rub some massage oil or cream in your hands to get it warm, and then go to work.
4. Where to start? There is no wrong place to begin. You can start at the feet and move up, or start at the head and work your way down. A safe place to start is at the back, beginning with the shoulders, then to the neck, moving down to the arms, upper back, lower back, buttocks, thighs, calves, and then feet. Once you’ve finished on one side, have them flip over and work your way back up. Some areas are better massaged softly, while others get more benefit from a deep massage. Once the muscles are warmed up, apply more pressure by kneading the large muscles with the heel of your hand and the entire palm.
5. How to use your hands. Keep in mind there is no right or wrong way. Our “hand’s on” research has shown that you should rubs your finger tips softly in softer and more sensitive areas. Your full hand and thumbs are greats on large muscle areas like the outer thighs and shoulders. If you are ever unsure, start softly and progressively massage deeper carefully monitoring your partner’s breathing.
6. Take it up a notch. Things are going to get hot – and fast! It will be hard to hold off once things start heating up, but don’t rush. Hint at and increasingly caress your partner in a sensual manner, but make them wait for it. After rubbing down the more conventional areas of their body, move to their more “sensitive areas.” Once you move on to the action portion of the evening, try to massage your partner throughout.
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A little short on cash this week but want to impress that special someone? You don’t have to spend a lot of cash to impress your Tryst. Here are a few ideas to try out when you’re low on dough on tryst night.
Go for a coffee: A cup of joe for two will only run you a couple of bucks. Try to stay away from the fast food coffee chains. Instead, head to your neighborhood cafe for a local brew or latte. If you’re lucky, they may even offer free refills, and since you’re going to be up all night hopped up on caffeine, we’re sure you can think of other things to do to occupy your time.
Take her for ice cream: A little summer treat will go a long way. Everyone loves ice cream, so buy her a scoop and go for a little romantic walk. The price of this date is minimal, but it will go a long way with impressing her. For an extra dime, you can let her get sprinkles on her favorite flavor.
A game of pool: Take her for an hour or two at your local pool hall. If you forgo the drinks and appetizers, all you need to shell out for is the table. Depending on where you go, it will only cost you $10-$20. And if she doesn’t know how to play, even better – it gives you a chance to wrap your arms around her and guide her stick properly.
Rent a movie: Head to the nearest Blockbuster with your date, and instead of going straight for the new releases, make your way to the shelves that feature the older DVDs. It’s a great way to bond too – you can both fondly remember your favorite movies from the ‘80s and rent them for old time’s sake. And since you’ve seen the movie before (even if it’s been awhile), you won’t feel bad if you miss some of it while taking advantage of some prime make-out time.
Head to the park: Release your inner child and take your tryst to the playground. Show her your playful side as you race down the slide. Or unleash your inner romantic as you push her on the swing. This date costs no money at all, but it will stick out in her mind as one of the most fun ones she’s ever been on.
Pack a picnic: Chances are, your date loves a romantic picnic – but has never been on one. Be her first. You don’t need a basket – just pack everything you’ll need in a backpack, such as glasses, plates, cutlery, condiments, a blanket and a home-cooked meal. If you can splurge, bring along an affordably priced bottle of wine. Once the meal has been eaten and the dishes put away, we’re sure you can find other uses for the blanket.
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It’s happened to the best of us. You get dumped by your Tryst other and it seemed to come out of nowhere. So what do you do now? We’ve come up with some tips that will help you get over the hump and will get you back to humping others in no time at all!
Erase Their Number From Your Mobile Phone. First things first. Just so you won’t get tempted to send a nasty or begging text message, delete your Tryst’s name and number from your mobile phone right away. Deleting it will save you phoning or texting at 4 am to ask why you were dumped, or drunk dials, begging to take you back. Besides, no one likes being bombarded by text messages from someone that just doesn’t seem to get the hint.
Stop Obsessing About What Went Wrong: This is a downfall of many people. But you’ve got to face facts: many break-ups don’t have a specific cause. It’s ok to reflect on what you could have done differently, but it’s not helpful to dwell. Instead, try to live in the moment and think about how great your next tryst is going to be.
Spoil Yourself : Great for both guys and girls, it could be as simple as a day at the spa or that new gadget you’ve been eyeing. You can also benefit from picking up some new clothes that make you feel sexy. Basically, you should treat yourself as you would want that someone special to treat you. You’re worth it.
Get Off The Sofa Now. While some regrouping time is necessary, at some point you should try to get in yourself back in shape and back in the land of the living. If you’ve put on weight, then it’s time to lose it. Start eating right and treating your body with the respect it deserves – it’s not the one who dumped you! Go running, walking, biking or to the gym to get the endorphins swimming through you.
Remember Your Ex Trysts’s Flaws: And trust us when we say that they have plenty of them. It’s easy to get teary-eyed thinking about all of the “great” things about them, but what about your ex’s not-so-great qualities? Remind yourself just how annoying, boring or insensitive your ex-tryst could be, and you’ll be on your way to recovery.
Take Charge Of Your Life: Now’s the time to start focusing on yourself and your goals.Do all the things you’ve always wanted to try, like salsa dancing or rock climbing. Pick up a new hobby , buy a motorcycle, travel the world, retrain for a new career or go for that promotion. The world is your oyster!
Don’t Listen To The Negative Self-Talk : When we get dumped, we tend to negative “self talk” and to worry about so many things: if we will ever be loved again, have sex again, trust again or perhaps we worry we are too old, too fat, too dumb or too anything…to ever be happy and fulfilled again. That is highly unlikely, so relax! Dispel thoughts like that immediately and replace them with positive affirmations of your own self worth.
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Sometimes, even with all the planning and info kept on the down low, you may get caught in a Tryst. Getting out of this predicament can be a bit tricky, especially if you’re not expecting it. But even if that does happen, there are ways to get out of trouble without much collateral damage. Try out some of these lines the next time it happens to you:
Work Tryst Excuses:
We were working on a project that had to be completed in a hotel room.
I work very closely with all my clients on the Johnson account.
I was being sexual harassed, so I decided to give them a taste of their own medicine.
I’m working undercover… or at least under the covers.
Emergency Tryst Excuses:
She was unconscious and I had to give her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation… with my clothes off, as they were binding.
She told me she was dying to have sex with me, so in a way, I saved her life.
Late Night Tryst Excuses:
Oh, this mark on my collar? Bob started wearing lipstick. It really suits him.
My car broke down, and I was so thankful to the tow truck driver, I gave him a friendly tip. We now have roadside assistance for life.
It was getting late and it looked like rain. I thought it would be best for everyone if I took refuge in her bed.
Text Tryst Excuses:
I’m positive it’s the wrong number, even though the text is addressed to me.
Honey, everyone sexts – I’m just trying to keep up with the times.
This text was sent before we got together… It was just slow getting to my phone.
This phone isn’t mine – I must have picked it up at the strip club last night by accident.
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The big day is finally here – you’re about to meet that special Tryster for the first time. A little worried about how it’s going to go? Don’t panic – we’ve put together some tips to help get you ready for your first Tryst.
Chill Out. Going on a first Tryst can cause some pretty serious jitters. Do something that can relax you, like going to the gym to work out, running or walking, yoga or get a relaxing massage.
Be yourself. We know, easier said than done, because you really want to impress your Tryst. Just be honest and sincere about who you are, what you want and what you are looking for. That way, both of you will be a lot clearer if you are a good match.
Don’t Go Overboard. The number one mistake that people make on their first Tryst is trying too hard hard to impress. Choose an outfit that gives you confidence, because when you’re comfortable, you’ll be able to show your true self. Pick an outfit that makes you feel and look good. Jeans and tee shirt or sweater are usually a good bet, depending on where you are meeting up.
Think positive. You’re supposed to be going out to have a good time. If you start worrying about what disasters could happen, they are far more likely to go down. Loosen up and focus on having fun – it will happen if you do!
Memorize a Few Details. Before you leave, commit some basic information about him or her to memory. Brush up on their name, hobbies, and one or two interesting facts that drew you to them. Bring up a few details from their profile that you found interesting.
Minty Fresh Breath. It may be an obvious point, but far too many people forget about it when nervousness hits. It’s best to use some mouthwash in addition to brushing to make sure you kill any bacteria that may persist and cause issues later on in the evening.
Be punctual. Give yourself plenty of time to get to your rendezvous. Keeping your date waiting will start things off on the wrong foot.
Plan Your Exit Strategy. If it’s the first time you’re meeting someone, you should always opt for a coffee date. But even if you have already met your date once or twice, you should set the expectation that you will need to leave at a certain time. Doing so will take away any awkwardness if you are having a poor time and want to go home.
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So we’ve decided to make you, our Tryst audience, resposible for an upcoming post. All you have to do is tell us your top 10 picks of which celebrities you’d like to have a Tryst with. We’ll compile the top 10 men and women and share the result with you. Just leave your responses in the comment section below.
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Have you ever wondered what Swinging really is? There are a lot of misconceptions out there to what swinging actually entails, so let’s go over a few of the finer points to this time-honored trysting tradition.
Swinging is social and sexual intercourse with someone other than your spouse, boyfriend or girlfriend. It can occur in a private residence, at a party or with a third person in a threesome. These couples like having sex with other people as well as, and along with, their regular partner. They can also get off on watching their partner have sex with someone else, like sharing their fantasies with their partner and other people or just enjoy having sex with lots of people.
Also known as sharing, partner or wife swapping, it basically comes down to the fact that people involved in the swinging lifestyle are consenting adults enjoying the experience of having sexual relationships with multiple partners. You can find swinging communities throughout the world – this is an activity that knows no cultural boundaries!
Here are a few of the situations and terms that couples look for when looking to swing with other partners:
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The summer is fading quickly, so get out there and make the most of what’s left of it. The best way to do that is to take your tryst outside for some au natural fun. Here are our top 5 picks on how to tryst in the great outdoors.
The Backyard: It’s your home turf and it offers all the wonders of the outdoors while still giving you a little privacy. Just hide behind the hedge or fence, and extra points if you use the swing set in your activities. Try this position: reverse cowgirl Guys – sit on a lounge or lawn chair with your legs outstretched. Girls – straddle him so you’re facing his feet. Put your hands on his thighs and firmly plant your feet on the ground on either side of the chair. You can also have him recline so he’s lying down, giving you even deeper penetration.
Beach Party: The sea air can do wonders for your sex life. The sand, the surf and the easy access thanks to the bikini can be seductive. Look for a secluded spot shielded by rocks, and spread out a towel or blanket because you don’t want sand sticking to your nether regions. Try this position: girl on top Straddle him and dig your knees slightly into the blanket-covered sand. Rather than move up and down, stay close together and rub your clitoris against his pubic bone. When you sense that he’s on the brink of climax, switch to a figure-eight motion.
Wet and Wild in the Water: Getting it on in the water can be pretty wild. But remember, water can wash away your own lubrication, so use a silicone-based lube. Try this position: standing up Wrap your legs around his waist (if you’re in the shower, have him lean you up against the wall for support) and push your swimsuit bottom to the side for easy access. Then throw your arms around his neck while he grabs your butt to control the pace.
Sex Ahoy! Get it on it a small boat – there’s nothing more intimate than having sex in the middle of a large stretch of water out in the middle of nowhere. Try this position: spooning Lie on your back while he lies on his side facing you. Put your leg (the one closest to him) across his thighs and turn so your butt faces him while he enters you from behind. Move slowly and rhythmically together so you don’t rock the boat.
Out in the woods: While you’re out hiking or mountain biking, stop and work up a different kind of sweat. Try this position: doggy style Lean on a big rock or a tree for support while he enters you from behind. His hands can stroke your other hot spots, and you can arch your back for deeper penetration.