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Oct 15,2014

5 reasons to date a zombie this Halloween

Because sometimes, we’re all tired of playing hard to get. We just want someone who really wants us 😉

Here’s 5 reasons to date a zombie this Halloween season:

  1. Your zombie lover just wants your body. You don’t need to feel self conscious about eating that extra doughnut with coffee this morning.
  2. They’re not picking when it comes to food.
  3. Zombies are patient. Slow and steady wins the race. They have all the time in the world.
  4. Zombies are ambitious. They know what the want, and have their eye(s) on the prize.
  5. They’re always interested.
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  • Wednesday
    Oct 15,2014

    It was only 4 months ago that we gushed over Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher’s love story, and the baby girl that the world was expecting has finally arrived. Welcome, Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher!

    Kutcher writes on his site, Aplus:

    “Mila and I would like to welcome Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher to the world.  May your life be filled with wonder, love, laughter, health, happiness, curiosity, and privacy. Can you guess which one is ours, or does it really matter? All babies are cute.”

    Kutcher shares a couple of photos of Wyatt that are absolutely adorable. We’re all so excited that Jackie and Kelso have finally started a family.

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  • Biggest First Date Mistakes

    Sep 22,2014

    First dates are scary enough with all the pre-date decisions: what to wear, where to go, and what to do if things go sour. For now, let’s skip to the date itself. Here are 5 things to keep in mind while you’re on a first date.


    Have a conversation

    Remember, the first date is for getting to know each other and seeing if you have chemistry. It’s important to ask questions and listen to your date’s answers. Often times, we prepare for dates by having a stock of questions to ask. A list of questions should give you a guideline, not an itinerary. If you are actively listening and thoughtfully responding, conversation should flow naturally.


    Share your opinions and interests as opinions and interests, not fact.

    Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. For example, if your date asks you what your favorite type of food is, and you answer: “I love Italian food, because everything else tastes bad”, this is probably a bad idea. This is because the assertion that “everything else tastes bad” is your opinion, and not a fact. Instead, a good way to convey that you enjoy Italian food is saying: “Personally, I really love Italian food.”


    Be aware of your body language

    Maintaining eye contact shows that you are interested and paying attention. Plus, this helps with making sure you do not accidentally check out other people, or start watching the game. If your arms are crossed, you might seem apathetic or disinterested, so keep them uncrossed.


    Do not invite your friends

    Inviting your friends to “run into” you and your date or having the first date as an outing involving your friends is not recommended. Your date should not have to compete for your attention. When you’re in friend-mode, your focus will be divided between hanging out with your friends and getting to know your date.


    Overemphasizing serious topics

    While it is important to discuss relationship issues, political beliefs, and moral values along with other hot topics, the first date should be fun and light so if that means avoiding these topics, do it. This doesn’t mean cutting out interesting questions, but it does mean avoiding fighting at dinner with a stranger.



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  • Friday
    Aug 29,2014

    Navigating the online dating landscape can be challenging. Here are 4 things to keep in mind while you create your dating profile.


    1) Be Honest

    Nobody likes a liar. This rings true for the world of online dating too. There’s nothing more disappointing than falling for someone online, and meeting someone more than lackluster in person. It’s a let down and a waste of time for everybody involved. So, stick to what you know: yourself. It’s way easier to feel confident and sexy when you’re not struggling to cover up your own lies.


    2) Share Your Interests

    Are long walks on the beach and candle lit dinners your only interests? Well, this might not get you very far, since everyone’s riding that gravy train. There are other things that you make you unique, so play those up. Any obscure bands you might like? Any special hobbies? Or, you have travelled a lot. Tell us where! These are the things that people will find interesting, and they will automatically serve as talking points in your favor.


    3) Keep It Short

    Most online daters are going mobile, and bio that is an essay-long will likely be skipped. Plus, there’s plenty of time to get to know each other. It doesn’t hurt to leave some things up to the imagination.


    4) Show Off Your Smile

    A smile can go a long way! Pictures of you smiling or laughing show that you are fun and outgoing. People like being around happy people, so you’re more likely to snag a date this way. The number of photos is also important. Posting only 1-2 photos, might make you seem like you have something to hide. The more the merrier!

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  • Tuesday
    Jul 29,2014

    With Jay Z and Beyonce’s relationship on the rocks, after their first co-headlined tour, On The Run, this power couple is said to divorce.

    Like any other massively famous couple, they strived to stave off infidelity and unhappiness. The long-standing Jay Z and Rihanna cheating rumors are the last straw for B. Over the years, there have been reports of Jay Z and Rihanna having romantic dinners in private rooms or restaurants, and going into hotels together. While these things can be dismissed as rumors, and it could very well be two close people meeting for private dinner, there’s always the potentially destructive questions that start with “What if—?” Perhaps it was the sheer number of reports taking a toll on the Carter family. Who knows?

    For those of you wondering what’s at stake: Well, this power couple is often referred to the king and queen of hip-hop, but let’s face it, they’re pretty much the king and queen of music at the moment. In terms of numbers, their net worth as a couple is officially $1 billion dollars with Beyonce at $450 million and Jay Z at $560 million as of June 2014.

    Amidst all the reports of divorce, there has been an onslaught of adorable family photos posted on Beyonce’s Instagram. The message? The Carters are a united front. Perhaps this is why there have been talks of the duo trying to file for separation instead of a divorce. Does it really matter? We just want them to get back together.

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  • Wednesday
    Jun 18,2014

    More than a decade after their on screen romance on That ’70s Show, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are engaged and expecting a baby girl in real life.

    The year is 1998. A young Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher begin their first big roles as teenagers in love on That ’70s Show. Kunis, only 14 at the time, plays the role of Jackie Burkhart, a loud, self-entitled, rich daddy’s girl who only dated good-looking men. Cue in Ashton Kutcher’s character, Michael Kelso, a dimwitted, fun loving, male-bimbo who the gang loved to poke fun at. It was a match made it heaven.

    Throughout the course of the show, which lasted from 1998 to 2006, many fans had hoped that Jackie and Kelso would get together in real life. While this tv couple dated for the first few seasons and shared many fan favourite moments, Kunis and Kutcher in real life were not due to hookup until multiple relationships and affairs later. Fans had to just be satisfied knowing that Kunis’ first ever kiss was with Kutcher on set.

    Mila’s most notable past relationship was with Macaulay Culkin lasting from 2002 to 2011. Culkin gained his fame from childhood roles in the Home Alone series. While the pair was together, Kunis and Culkin worked hard to keep their private lives separate from the public’s prying eyes, which meant plenty of trysts. The couple split amicably in 2011, and remain close friends.

    Kutcher’s divorce from Demi Moore was finalized in late 2013, ending their marriage that began in 2005. After the Ashton Kutcher + Sara Leal cheating fiasco, Demi Moore announced in 2011 that she intended to call off the marriage. The cheating was this milf’s last straw. The couple separated in 2011. After a year of separation, Kutcher filed for divorce in 2012. Between 2011 to 2013, this ex-couple has spent a lot of time figuring out how to split up their $290 million worth of assets. Everything was finalized November 2013, and Kutcher is ready to take the next step with Kunis.

    After Kutcher and Moore’s separation in 2011, Kunis and Kutcher became close friends. As with any great love story, the friendship grew into a romance. With more than a few trysts along the way, the now-couple denied they were dating for quite some time. Both Kunis and Kutcher value a sense of privacy, which may be part of the reason for keeping things under wraps. Especially considering the Kutcher-Moore divorce was still hanging in the air.

    Fast forward to 2014, a year of wedding bells and a baby bump. In February 2014, Mila was seen with an engagement ring, but the couple still tried to keep things hush-hush. Eventually, the news broke out and the duo shared that they are due to be married later this year. But wait, there’s more to look forward to. A month after their engagement, Kunis announced that she is pregnant. This baby girl, who is due in October, will be Kunis and Kutcher’s first child. Here’s hoping to a long and happy relationship.

    In tryst we trust.

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  • Thursday
    Mar 20,2014

    First, some online dating facts:

    1. 1 in 10 Americans have used an online dating site
    2. 66% of them have gone on a date with someone they met online
    3. 23% of them have met a long term partner through a dating site or dating app

    Given this data it is inevitable that celebrities are flirting online too, even when they are already in a relationship!

    Below are just some of the celebrities who have admitted to looking for some online fun.


    British Singer Lily Allen:

    Lily recently revealed that she signed up for the dating app Tinder through a post on Twitter. Apparently the happily married mother of two was looking for some discreet fun online.

    Actress Lindsay Lohan:

    Apparently Lindsay has been enjoying Tinder’s mobile dating app for more than a year and while browsing the Hollywood listings she ran across her brother. Awkward.

    Singer Adele:

    Adele has admitted to being a former eHarmony dater. Being somewhat famous, she says she couldn’t upload a photo to her dating profile which severely limited the number of contacts she received.

    Actress Halle Berry:

    The former Bond girl admits to frequenting dating chat rooms prior to meeting her current husband, Olivier Martinez. Berry confesses that she never used her real name which of course leads us to wonder if she ever ran across someone else using her name?

    Comedienne Joan Rivers:

    Yes, the older generation uses dating websites too! Joan Rivers favored and apparently a clothed George Clooney over a naked Brad Pitt.

    Comedienne Chelsea Handler:

    The talk show host has boldly stated that she would use a casual dating or hookup site to find anonymous fun online. Apparently Chelsea is just looking for sexy trysts with regular men on the street. Go Chelsea!

    Chat Show Host Ricki Lake:

    Lake reveals that she almost married a British man she met online who was only looking for a green card. Yep, even celebrities need to be careful while dating online!


    Remember that dating profile with the picture of Jennifer Aniston you simply breezed past last week? You may want to go back and read more carefully!

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  • Friday
    Nov 8,2013

    Having an affair is a risky proposition. Before you decide to take such a step you should consider the potential ramifications and decide if you are willing to run the risk. Assuming you are willing to take the risk of setting up a tryst we have some advice on how to mitigate it.

     Step 1 – Secret Email

    Hotmail, Yahoo and Gmail all give you free, easy ways of creating a way to communicate clandestinely. Use them to sign up to discreet dating sites and for all communications between yourself and your potential tryst partner(s).

    Step 2 – Anonymous Phone number

    There are many services that will setup a new, anonymous phone number that connects to your regular cell number. Any incoming and outgoing calls through this number will be disguised and won’t leave a trail.

    Step 3 – Discreet Dating

    Many dating sites out there cater to the already attached crowd. Use your new secret email to sign up and find potential partners who are looking for a secret tryst as well.

    Step 4 – Delete your history

    Make sure you routinely delete your browser history and remove all potentially incriminating emails from your secret email account. Many browsers offer plugins which can do this automatically for you.

    Step 5 – Keep your mouth shut

    Loose lips sink ships. Do not tell anyone, friends, coworkers etc. about your plans to have an affair.

    Step 6 – Gift Credit Cards

    Debit and Credit card transactions leave a trail. Use cash to purchase Gift credit cards and use these for all expenses related to your trysting activities, even your membership to that discreet dating site.

    Keep in mind that having an affair will not be quite as fun as you probably imagined. The stress of hiding your activities and the guilt you may or may not feel will have an effect on both your current relationship and the tryst itself. Continuously reassess your reasons for having an affair and determine if it is worth the risk to continue.

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  • Thursday
    Sep 20,2012

    Celebrities cheat too. Just because you are married to a drop dead gorgeous model, or a handsome leading man, doesn’t guarantee happiness and it certainly doesn’t guarantee relationship longevity.  Sometimes we are surprised by celebrity affairs and sometimes we saw it coming a mile away! Apparently even the gorgeous people need to spice up their marriage a bit! Let’s have a look at the top 5 celebrity cheaters of the last 10 years.

    1: Kristen Stewart / Robert Pattinson / Rupert Sanders

    AKA Twi-gate. Unless you have been living under a rock for the last 3 years or so, you know about the Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson love connection. Born of the Twilight series of movies about a girl who falls in love with a sparkly vampire, they were celebrated the world over by throngs of “Twihards” as the perfect couple. That devotion quickly turned to death threats and disappointment when Kristen penned a public apology to Robert for her affair with her married director (Snow White and the Huntsman) Rupert Sanders.

    2: Brad Pitt / Jennifer Aniston / Angelina Jolie / Billy Bob Thornton / Laura Dern

    AKA Brangelina. Once the most beautiful couple ever, Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt split after 5 years of marriage (2000-2005) when rumours of Brad’s affair with co-star Angelina Jolie surfaced during the filming of Mr and Mrs Smith. Although both Brad and Angelina denied the affair Jolie has been quoted saying she can’t wait for her kids to be old enough to watch the movie “where their parents fell in love.” This isn’t Angelina’s first time as the other woman, as she began a relationship with Billy Bob Thornton when he was engaged to Laura Dern during the shooting of Pushing Tin.

    3: Sandra Bullock / Jessie James / Michelle McGee

    As shocking as the pairing was in the beginning, the marriage of America’s sweetheart Sandra Bullock and tattoo and danger loving Jessie James seemed to work. It was less of a shock when, shortly after thanking him during her Best Actress Oscar acceptance speech, the world found out that James had been cheating on Bulloch with tattoo model, Michelle McGee. Despite a public apology and a stint in rehab for sex addiction, Sandra put Jesse in her past and has moved on with her life and her career.

    4: Tiger Woods / Elin Woods / Jaimee Grubbs / Rachel Uchitel / David Boreanaz

    Internationally famous sports celebrity marries Au Pair/Lingerie Model. That has to work right? Apparently not, police were called to an automotive accident at the Woods mansion when their SUV was involved in a crash with the neighbour’s tree and a fire hydrant. Rumours swirled that the couple was fighting in the car after wife Elin had found out about Tiger’s numerous affairs. Incriminating text messages and an ill advised voice mail to Jamiee Grubbs soon had Woods in hot water. Over the next few months women seemingly came out of the wood work to claim relationships with the golf superstar.  This twisted path included an alleged affair with Rachel Uchitel (a New York Nightclub hostess) who has also admitted to an affair with David Boreanaz.

    5: Ashton Kutcher / Demi Moore / Sara Leal

    While this May-December romance gave ‘experienced’ ladies the world over hope, it was doomed from the start. I guess a 15 year age difference was too much for the ‘That 70s Show’ star. After 6 years of marriage, Kutcher allegedly cheated on Moore in San Diego with 22 year old Sara Leal. She sold a pretty convincing story to the tabloids detailing their naked partying at the Hard Rock Cafè. The affair affected Demi to the point she ended up in rehab for exhaustion and the pair divorced in 2011.


    Okay, I hear you, what about the Arnold Schwarzenegger affair? We covered that in an earlier article!

    To those married folks in Hollywood I offer a little advice: If you must cheat, have a discreet affair with someone who has just as much to lose if discovered as you do! You are much less likely to get caught that way.

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  • Tuesday
    Mar 20,2012

    MAGOG, QUE.—A couple’s romantic Valentine’s Day tryst unexpectedly wound up as a ménage à trois — the added participant being the local police.

    Plans for a naughty night involving handcuffs went awry when the couple realized they’d lost the key. It eventually fell upon the man to make an awkward phone call to law-enforcement authorities, requesting help to free the woman.

    Police in southeastern Quebec received the call Wednesday morning, the day after Valentine’s. They believe the woman had been stuck there for hours.

    But they’re not sure, precisely, how long it had been: “We didn’t ask,” said a police spokesman.–valentine-s-day-tryst-in-quebec-ends-in-embarrassing-call-to-police


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