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Resolutions for 2015

Jan 28,2015

Now that the hustle and bustle of the holidays are over, it’s time to focus on you. The beginning of a new year always brings a time of reflection and planning for the year to come. If you’ve had a trystful 2014, then give yourself a pat on the back. If you’ve decided that in 2015, you want to refocus on your married life, that’s okay too. Today, we’re going to talk about some ways to reignite the flames that were once ablaze with your forever partner through some introspection.


How do you feel about yourself?

A lot of time, levels of sexual attraction between you and your partner reflect how you feel about yourselves. If you’re feeling less than attractive at the moment, it will be difficult to rekindle that passion with your partner, and it may be easier to seek out a one night stand with a stranger who didn’t know you in your glory days. Even though it’s easy to pass the buck and blame your partner for the lack of sex, it takes two to tango. Ask yourself if you feel attractive and are open to sex.


How would you feel if you lost your partner?

This one sounds a bit over the top, but asking yourself this can help put things into perspective. Maybe there are things you didn’t appreciate or notice before. Would you have fought about those little things? It is important to actively appreciate and thank your partner for the things they do for you.


Do you continue to date your partner?

Sure, it might sound silly, but after all, you’re in a relationship. Making time for dates, going out for dinner, and giving gifts are all ways you can woo your partner. It is the thought that counts, so a little love note will also do the trick. The point is to show your partner you were thinking of them and wanted to do something nice for them.



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  • Tuesday
    Dec 2,2014

    The holidays are for spending time with family. So, land yourself a lonely housewife this holiday season, and show them how family orientated you are. Ring in the new year with a bang, if you know what I mean 😉

    Lonely housewives are often lonely because their problems and concerns are different from the majority of people who work and have timelines to worry about. Often their days blend from one day to the next, because they don’t have the rise and fall of Monday to Friday living. People often fantasize about the how much they could do or not do, if they didn’t have a job. For lonely housewives, this is a reality, but it can start to feel monotonous, and their problems and concerns often get dismissed or swept under the rug. So, what’s your game plan for hooking up with a lonely housewife or mom?


    Listen to them

    This might sound like a no-brainer, but lonely housewives are lonely for a reason; they are not getting enough attention. If their problems are getting swept under the rug, then you can really win some brownie points by taking the time to listen to their problems. It will make them feel important and cared for.


    Excite them

    Take them to a new restaurant in town or show them a movie they haven’t seen before. This will help break the monotony of everyday life. Again, not a new idea, but it’s even more important for housewives who function on a different schedule with self-imposed timelines. It will be exciting for them to go on the date their husbands don’t take them on.

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  • Thursday
    Nov 13,2014

    Our past couple of posts have been about dating in general, but let’s get back to basics before we ramp up for the holidays by talking about a specific kind of trysting: the extramarital affair. Here are a couple of things you can do to foster a healthy extramarital affair. These tips apply if you are the one already in a relationship and your affair partner is not, but it also works when your affair partner is also cheating.


    Make the first move.

    Whether it’s the very beginning of the relationship, or the time between hook ups, it’s important for you to make the first move. Here’s why. Assuming that your affair partner is aware that you are in a relationship with someone else, then they may feel the need to be cautious when contacting you or hesitant to contact you at all because they are worried it might be an inconvenient time for you. This rules out many small signs of affection like mid-day-“how is your day?” texts, and small ways of keeping the romance going like picking them up for surprise dates. Your affair partner values what you have, and may not want your partner to find out. So, that’s why it’s important for you to make the first move, which gives your affair partner the opportunity to reciprocate.


    Don’t worry about response times.

    We’re in a different game here, where it’s understood that the people involved have other commitments and shifting priorities. If you take the first step in texting or calling, it also means that you will be the one waiting for a response. Remember, the same way that you have engagements that may take more than a couple of hours, it is likely your affair partner also does too. If they don’t respond right away, it doesn’t mean they want to end things.


    Be appreciative.

    It never hurts to say thank you. Letting your affair partner know you appreciate them and the things they do for you is as important as it is in any other relationship. Whether’s making them dinner on a night in or bringing flowers to your next date, there are a number of small things you can do to show you appreciate them.

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  • Wednesday
    Oct 15,2014

    5 reasons to date a zombie this Halloween

    Because sometimes, we’re all tired of playing hard to get. We just want someone who really wants us 😉

    Here’s 5 reasons to date a zombie this Halloween season:

    1. Your zombie lover just wants your body. You don’t need to feel self conscious about eating that extra doughnut with coffee this morning.
    2. They’re not picking when it comes to food.
    3. Zombies are patient. Slow and steady wins the race. They have all the time in the world.
    4. Zombies are ambitious. They know what the want, and have their eye(s) on the prize.
    5. They’re always interested.
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  • Wednesday
    Oct 15,2014

    It was only 4 months ago that we gushed over Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher’s love story, and the baby girl that the world was expecting has finally arrived. Welcome, Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher!

    Kutcher writes on his site, Aplus:

    “Mila and I would like to welcome Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher to the world.  May your life be filled with wonder, love, laughter, health, happiness, curiosity, and privacy. Can you guess which one is ours, or does it really matter? All babies are cute.”

    Kutcher shares a couple of photos of Wyatt that are absolutely adorable. We’re all so excited that Jackie and Kelso have finally started a family.

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  • Biggest First Date Mistakes

    Sep 22,2014

    First dates are scary enough with all the pre-date decisions: what to wear, where to go, and what to do if things go sour. For now, let’s skip to the date itself. Here are 5 things to keep in mind while you’re on a first date.


    Have a conversation

    Remember, the first date is for getting to know each other and seeing if you have chemistry. It’s important to ask questions and listen to your date’s answers. Often times, we prepare for dates by having a stock of questions to ask. A list of questions should give you a guideline, not an itinerary. If you are actively listening and thoughtfully responding, conversation should flow naturally.


    Share your opinions and interests as opinions and interests, not fact.

    Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. For example, if your date asks you what your favorite type of food is, and you answer: “I love Italian food, because everything else tastes bad”, this is probably a bad idea. This is because the assertion that “everything else tastes bad” is your opinion, and not a fact. Instead, a good way to convey that you enjoy Italian food is saying: “Personally, I really love Italian food.”


    Be aware of your body language

    Maintaining eye contact shows that you are interested and paying attention. Plus, this helps with making sure you do not accidentally check out other people, or start watching the game. If your arms are crossed, you might seem apathetic or disinterested, so keep them uncrossed.


    Do not invite your friends

    Inviting your friends to “run into” you and your date or having the first date as an outing involving your friends is not recommended. Your date should not have to compete for your attention. When you’re in friend-mode, your focus will be divided between hanging out with your friends and getting to know your date.


    Overemphasizing serious topics

    While it is important to discuss relationship issues, political beliefs, and moral values along with other hot topics, the first date should be fun and light so if that means avoiding these topics, do it. This doesn’t mean cutting out interesting questions, but it does mean avoiding fighting at dinner with a stranger.



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  • Friday
    Aug 29,2014

    Navigating the online dating landscape can be challenging. Here are 4 things to keep in mind while you create your dating profile.


    1) Be Honest

    Nobody likes a liar. This rings true for the world of online dating too. There’s nothing more disappointing than falling for someone online, and meeting someone more than lackluster in person. It’s a let down and a waste of time for everybody involved. So, stick to what you know: yourself. It’s way easier to feel confident and sexy when you’re not struggling to cover up your own lies.


    2) Share Your Interests

    Are long walks on the beach and candle lit dinners your only interests? Well, this might not get you very far, since everyone’s riding that gravy train. There are other things that you make you unique, so play those up. Any obscure bands you might like? Any special hobbies? Or, you have travelled a lot. Tell us where! These are the things that people will find interesting, and they will automatically serve as talking points in your favor.


    3) Keep It Short

    Most online daters are going mobile, and bio that is an essay-long will likely be skipped. Plus, there’s plenty of time to get to know each other. It doesn’t hurt to leave some things up to the imagination.


    4) Show Off Your Smile

    A smile can go a long way! Pictures of you smiling or laughing show that you are fun and outgoing. People like being around happy people, so you’re more likely to snag a date this way. The number of photos is also important. Posting only 1-2 photos, might make you seem like you have something to hide. The more the merrier!

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  • Tuesday
    Jul 29,2014

    With Jay Z and Beyonce’s relationship on the rocks, after their first co-headlined tour, On The Run, this power couple is said to divorce.

    Like any other massively famous couple, they strived to stave off infidelity and unhappiness. The long-standing Jay Z and Rihanna cheating rumors are the last straw for B. Over the years, there have been reports of Jay Z and Rihanna having romantic dinners in private rooms or restaurants, and going into hotels together. While these things can be dismissed as rumors, and it could very well be two close people meeting for private dinner, there’s always the potentially destructive questions that start with “What if—?” Perhaps it was the sheer number of reports taking a toll on the Carter family. Who knows?

    For those of you wondering what’s at stake: Well, this power couple is often referred to the king and queen of hip-hop, but let’s face it, they’re pretty much the king and queen of music at the moment. In terms of numbers, their net worth as a couple is officially $1 billion dollars with Beyonce at $450 million and Jay Z at $560 million as of June 2014.

    Amidst all the reports of divorce, there has been an onslaught of adorable family photos posted on Beyonce’s Instagram. The message? The Carters are a united front. Perhaps this is why there have been talks of the duo trying to file for separation instead of a divorce. Does it really matter? We just want them to get back together.

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  • Wednesday
    Jun 18,2014

    More than a decade after their on screen romance on That ’70s Show, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are engaged and expecting a baby girl in real life.

    The year is 1998. A young Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher begin their first big roles as teenagers in love on That ’70s Show. Kunis, only 14 at the time, plays the role of Jackie Burkhart, a loud, self-entitled, rich daddy’s girl who only dated good-looking men. Cue in Ashton Kutcher’s character, Michael Kelso, a dimwitted, fun loving, male-bimbo who the gang loved to poke fun at. It was a match made it heaven.

    Throughout the course of the show, which lasted from 1998 to 2006, many fans had hoped that Jackie and Kelso would get together in real life. While this tv couple dated for the first few seasons and shared many fan favourite moments, Kunis and Kutcher in real life were not due to hookup until multiple relationships and affairs later. Fans had to just be satisfied knowing that Kunis’ first ever kiss was with Kutcher on set.

    Mila’s most notable past relationship was with Macaulay Culkin lasting from 2002 to 2011. Culkin gained his fame from childhood roles in the Home Alone series. While the pair was together, Kunis and Culkin worked hard to keep their private lives separate from the public’s prying eyes, which meant plenty of trysts. The couple split amicably in 2011, and remain close friends.

    Kutcher’s divorce from Demi Moore was finalized in late 2013, ending their marriage that began in 2005. After the Ashton Kutcher + Sara Leal cheating fiasco, Demi Moore announced in 2011 that she intended to call off the marriage. The cheating was this milf’s last straw. The couple separated in 2011. After a year of separation, Kutcher filed for divorce in 2012. Between 2011 to 2013, this ex-couple has spent a lot of time figuring out how to split up their $290 million worth of assets. Everything was finalized November 2013, and Kutcher is ready to take the next step with Kunis.

    After Kutcher and Moore’s separation in 2011, Kunis and Kutcher became close friends. As with any great love story, the friendship grew into a romance. With more than a few trysts along the way, the now-couple denied they were dating for quite some time. Both Kunis and Kutcher value a sense of privacy, which may be part of the reason for keeping things under wraps. Especially considering the Kutcher-Moore divorce was still hanging in the air.

    Fast forward to 2014, a year of wedding bells and a baby bump. In February 2014, Mila was seen with an engagement ring, but the couple still tried to keep things hush-hush. Eventually, the news broke out and the duo shared that they are due to be married later this year. But wait, there’s more to look forward to. A month after their engagement, Kunis announced that she is pregnant. This baby girl, who is due in October, will be Kunis and Kutcher’s first child. Here’s hoping to a long and happy relationship.

    In tryst we trust.

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  • Thursday
    Mar 20,2014

    First, some online dating facts:

    1. 1 in 10 Americans have used an online dating site
    2. 66% of them have gone on a date with someone they met online
    3. 23% of them have met a long term partner through a dating site or dating app

    Given this data it is inevitable that celebrities are flirting online too, even when they are already in a relationship!

    Below are just some of the celebrities who have admitted to looking for some online fun.


    British Singer Lily Allen:

    Lily recently revealed that she signed up for the dating app Tinder through a post on Twitter. Apparently the happily married mother of two was looking for some discreet fun online.

    Actress Lindsay Lohan:

    Apparently Lindsay has been enjoying Tinder’s mobile dating app for more than a year and while browsing the Hollywood listings she ran across her brother. Awkward.

    Singer Adele:

    Adele has admitted to being a former eHarmony dater. Being somewhat famous, she says she couldn’t upload a photo to her dating profile which severely limited the number of contacts she received.

    Actress Halle Berry:

    The former Bond girl admits to frequenting dating chat rooms prior to meeting her current husband, Olivier Martinez. Berry confesses that she never used her real name which of course leads us to wonder if she ever ran across someone else using her name?

    Comedienne Joan Rivers:

    Yes, the older generation uses dating websites too! Joan Rivers favored and apparently a clothed George Clooney over a naked Brad Pitt.

    Comedienne Chelsea Handler:

    The talk show host has boldly stated that she would use a casual dating or hookup site to find anonymous fun online. Apparently Chelsea is just looking for sexy trysts with regular men on the street. Go Chelsea!

    Chat Show Host Ricki Lake:

    Lake reveals that she almost married a British man she met online who was only looking for a green card. Yep, even celebrities need to be careful while dating online!


    Remember that dating profile with the picture of Jennifer Aniston you simply breezed past last week? You may want to go back and read more carefully!

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